It’s not because you’re small–it’s because you’re a Woofie. As a rule, we Cats don’t really like Woofies. Some of us despise them. Not your fault you were born that way, but you should probably give your Cat Sister a wide berth. Hisses (’cause you’re a Dog), Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Roxy the dog says the same thing about cats! But then again she is smaller than our cats and they bully her!! lol!
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Well we are smaller than the Woofies and they annoy us to no end with their compulsive sniffing and woofing. Purrs, Phelps
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Pat them with the claws VERY LIGHTLY OUT on their invasive noses. They might not try again.
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If they get that close, I prefer to treat them to a heavy, claw – laden swat, but each to their own. Purrs, Phelps
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Well, I prefer a more subtle warning – enough to make the dog whine, and not enough to show the human what you did.
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Point taken. Purrs, Phelps
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The biggest cat growls at me when she sees me!! She’s horrible! Just cos I’m small 😞
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It’s not because you’re small–it’s because you’re a Woofie. As a rule, we Cats don’t really like Woofies. Some of us despise them. Not your fault you were born that way, but you should probably give your Cat Sister a wide berth. Hisses (’cause you’re a Dog), Phelps
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Oh I do!! Mum says she can’t afford the v e t bill. But I dunno what ducks have to do with it??!
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Dogs, not ducks. We Cats love ducks–they’re delicious, especially glazed. Grudging Hiss/Purr, Phelps
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As a non-Woofie household, my girls would agree…but dogs really aren’t so bad!
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They’re the worst. Grrrr… Purrs to your Kitty Girls, Phelps
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dood….call a lock smith; if ewe due knot haz de number try thiz one:
1 800 lock de dawgz out
they haz ta due de werk tho when de dawgs iz gonna bee out for like a walk
ore sum thin…then when tde dawgz come bak home
TA DA surprize !!! …….they canna get in 🙂 ♥♥♥
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Great idea Tabbies! I just put them in my speed dial. Purrs, Phelps
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