Humans sometimes complain that it’s creepy to wake up in the wee hours of the night to a pair of yellow feline eyes staring at them intently.
That may be creepy, but you know what’s creepier, Humans? Having someone taking hundreds, thousands, hundreds of thousands of photos of you while you are innocently sleeping.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Oooh, someone is offering a belly rub …
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No, I am just minding my own business, getting a start on my 18 hours of beauty sleep. Purrs, Lily
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Belly rub invitation …
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Just so you know, my claws work even when I’m unconscious. Purrs, Lily
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Price is high, but reasonable.
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and after about ten millions of claw related injuries, we, the more obstinate of Humans, grow immune…
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Sigh… Lily
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I still would (yes, it’s a violation of a cat’s right to rest and privacy but I don’t care)
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I agree… the eye of the cam is much creepier than any eye of an animal… even creepier than the eye of pennywise the clown :o)
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Right? What are the Humans’ plans for all those many, many photos? Purrs, Lily
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I can’t argue with that, yet, I plan to still do that. 🙂
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Just don’t call us Cats creepy when we stare at you sleeping. Fair is fair. Purrs, Lily
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But we humans need to learn from your purrfect feline examples…that’s what I tell my four..!
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We Cats are trying very hard not to be paranoid here, but we fear you Humans must have ulterior motives. A black market in cuteness commodities? International Feline Tabloids? Whatever it is, we want a cut. Purrs, Lily
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Sorry, Lily, but you’re so goshdarn cute we just can’t help ourselves! 😉
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Well, I am adorable. I get why Human Mommy wants me clogging up her phone’s memory. Purrs, Lily
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lily….we think itz called stalkin…knot like uz stalkin mice ore sum thin….de other kinda stalkin ~~~~~~~ de kinda stalkin wear if all catz wanted two…. we could sue all peepulz kinda stalkin ~~~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥
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Do you think we’d get a vast quantity of tuna out of such a lawsuit? If so, I’m all in! Purrs, Lily
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Love this lol
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Thank you! Purrs, Lily
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