To maximize security, it is essential to have two Guard Cats on duty at any given time so that when one takes his nap break the other will remain vigilant to any and all threats to the Fort.
Never going to happen. First, we don’t have chipmunks in our neck of the woods. Second, our Woofies are pretty smart for Woofies. They know better than to mess with us Guard Cats when we are on duty. Purrs, Darth Vader and Phelps
Really?! Well, if they’ve already finished their collection, there’s no harm in sending it to us. I mean, it’s super rude to turn down a gift. Purrs, DV and Phelps
We are much too lazy to defend anything, but our Humans won’t let us go outside anyway so it’s their tough luck if anything bad happens.
-Twitchy, Monkey Boy and Yoda
note to myself: look for a second Weimaraner :o)
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Good idea, Easy! Purrs, Darth Vader and Phelps
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That is until a chipmunk crosses the path and cat #2 takes off leaving a sleeping cat vulnerable to Woofie smooches.
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Never going to happen. First, we don’t have chipmunks in our neck of the woods. Second, our Woofies are pretty smart for Woofies. They know better than to mess with us Guard Cats when we are on duty. Purrs, Darth Vader and Phelps
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No chipmunks? So much fun. My sympathies.
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We do have squirrels, though, moles and the occasional rabbit. Things could be worse. Purrs, DV and Phelps
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Good. The three cats here now feel better. They were collecting various critters to mail off to you.
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Really?! Well, if they’ve already finished their collection, there’s no harm in sending it to us. I mean, it’s super rude to turn down a gift. Purrs, DV and Phelps
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I sure wouldn’t attack that fort.
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Very good choice. Purrs, DV and Phelps
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doodz…with the both oh ewe guardin yur houz….knot even feerce ale ee ends wood dare ta pazz ~~~~~~~~~~☺☺☺♥♥♥ grate werk !
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Thanks Tabbies! We try to be as fur-ocious as possible to defend our beloved homestead. Purrs, DV and Phelps
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We are much too lazy to defend anything, but our Humans won’t let us go outside anyway so it’s their tough luck if anything bad happens.
-Twitchy, Monkey Boy and Yoda
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Cats bring such expression and joy when you really watch them. You are bringing them to life.
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Thank you! Purrs, Darth Vader and Phelps
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