Ageless

Human Mommy, you spend ages in the bathroom in the morning, applying various creams, powders, and Cat-Knows-What to your huge, naked face, in a futile attempt to appear “younger.”

May I make a suggestion?

Just grow out your face fur to cover your wrinkles.

Seriously, look at me. I’m positively ageless.

–Amber

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