Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!
Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.
I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 
yes, cats have the bestest paws for jar-fishing… we dogs would knock the jar down with causing loud noises and a giant mess ;O)))
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We do that sometimes too when the Humans don’t use their thumbs to our advantage. Purrs, Darth
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Hope you get the lid off and indulge😉☺
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Me too! I’m obviously starving! Purrs, DV
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dood….push that two de ground hard enuff N de lid WILL come off….ewe betcha !!! ;)♥
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Not wise, that seems to be a glass jar … could have shards – and nobody needs shards in their treats.
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It’s plastic but sadly the lid doesn’t come off every time we push the container to the floor. ( We’ve done this more than once.) Purrs, Darth Vader
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Sometimes that trick works, Tabbies, but sometimes the lid is screwed on too tight. It would be most helpful if Human Mommy used her opposable thumbs. I mean what else does she have them for? Purrs, DV
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Now you sound like my cat Hazel who is willing to help herself once the hard work is done!
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Smart lady, your Hazel. Purrs, DV
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How is it that 3 cats, several rooms away, can hear the quietest twisting of this exact lid…and be weaving through your legs before you finish removing it???
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Pointy Kitty ears are made for hearing important things like lid removals. Purrs, Darth Vader
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Darth baby, if I was there I would use my opposable thumbs for you and treat you up. 😘
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Really? Why don’t you come on over, then? Purrs, DV
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Ya know it kinda sounds like you might just like me for my thumbs … I’m definitely more than my thumbs!
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Oh but of course! I’m also assuming that you have hands and fingers, too. It would be hard to open my treats or operate a can opener with thumbs alone! Purrs, DV
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