I betcha want to rub my tummy.
I can’t blame you. My tummy is irresistible.
Rub at your own risk.
Remember, even a sleepy Cat can deploy her Murder Mittens faster than a wide-awake Human can retract her hand.
–Lily
I betcha want to rub my tummy.
I can’t blame you. My tummy is irresistible.
Rub at your own risk.
Remember, even a sleepy Cat can deploy her Murder Mittens faster than a wide-awake Human can retract her hand.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Resist!? You kidding!? I’d risk those murder mittens any time for the chance to “scritch” that beautiful, irresistible tummy! Like I tell my kitty boys, “Gotcher tummy!”
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My Murder Mittens contain the sharpest of daggers. Just saying/meowing… Purrs, Lily
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I have no doubt about that, Lily! I’m wearing a few examples of Andy and Dougy’s accidental and deliberate woundings on my right foot (accidental, courtesy of Andy) and right arm (I pulled Dougy’s hair a bit too much grooming out a mat on his chest…!).
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Accidental? I think you may be in denial. We Cats are nothing if not deliberate in the deployment of our weaponry. Purrs, Lily
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You got that right, Lily! The kitty boys periodically have to remind me of that, and I have two healing wounds on my right hand from forgetting the “Murderous Kitty Rules of Engagement”!
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no one can resist… you could offer a tummy rub for a fee … catnip or greenies…
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Or I can just lacerate hands with my Murder Mittens. Either or… Purrs, Lily
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Lol! Very true…but totally irresistible! Perhaps a raspberry blow in the tummy fluff instead? 😸💕xxx
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A raspberry blow?! No, I think not. Purrs, Lily
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I think you’d risk losing bother ears to those “Murderous Paws of Total Annihilation and Most Miserable Death Well Deserved”, AKA “Murder Mittens”, take your choice if you dare…same result!
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So irresistible! Keep your murder mittens Lily and let your mommy give you a tummy rub☺
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Human Mommy knows to be cautious–I’ve deployed my Murder Mittens before and will again. Purrs, Lily
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Lily–your tummy looks super rubbable.
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Yup, but don’t assume I’ll allow tummy rubs. Purrs, Lily
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Dear Lily, I would not draw back my hands, I would scratch your head, not your tummy.
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Wise choice. I wouldn’t say no to a chin skritch either. Purrs, Lily
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Risky, it is!!!
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Very. Purrs, Lily
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lily; wavez two ewe N yur gorgeouz self ~~~~~~~ 🙂 ♥♥
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Purrs, Lily
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I cannot resist the kitty belleh!
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Rub at your own risk. Purrs, Lily
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Lily, what a BIG yummy tummy you have! 💜
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By “big” you mean “proportional,” right? Purrs, Lily
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It’s a trap! Wear chain-mail gloves and arm yourself with a cattle prod!
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That’s really not necessary. Maybe I won’t deploy my claws and teeth. Maybe… Purrs, Lily
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Belly! So cute.
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