Month: May 2019

The best seat is the one right next to your Human masseuse.

–Sunny

Vader. Darth Vader.

I’ll take my tunatini shaken, not stirred.

–Darth Vader

You are my pillow, Human Mommy, and I am Xena’s pillow.

It is glorious to have and to be a pillow.

–Sunny

Clover/grass bed + gentle breeze + sunbeam =

Contentment.

–Cosmo

There’s nothing wrong with a glass of wine, Human Mommy, but what about adding some cheese and crackers?

A wine spill would be cold. A cheese and/or cracker drop would be delicious.

–Sunny

My Girl is a Woofie.

Does anybody have a problem with that?

–Frank, Guest Contributor

Uh-oh! I sense a Meowie behind me…

Maybe if I wag my tail double time, he’ll think I’m a fan and not insist on the stair toll.

–Sunny

Oh Papa Cosmo! I feel so comfortable and safe and warm curled up next to you.

I’m so comfortable that I may drift off to sleep before going after Human Daddy’s unguarded shoes.

–Xena

I nom on spring greens.

You nom on spring greens.

We all nom.

–Stella and Darth Vader

When there are Woofies on the floor…

…where else would we Cats be?

–Darth Vader and Quicksilver