Month: October 2020

Happy Halloween, Humans. Now go away.

I must rest up for nightfall.

–Darth Vader

It’s getting chilly but not so much so that we can’t still enjoy our Private-Members-Only-Cat club…

…sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

–Darth Vader and Phelps

I would happily trot on the treadmill if I could.

Sadly, my paws can’t reach the “on” button.

–Amber

Code Red! The Kibble bowl is empty!

I repeat: CODE RED!!!!

I am going to starve!

–Darth Vader

Oh, Monday…

I just can’t!

–Amber

How lucky I am to occupy the top berth on the Cat Tree! It’s the best place to watch the Birdies.

–Wally, Guest Contributor

I must figure out a way to dislodge my brother, Wally, from the top berth. That’s my spot.

–Payton, Guest Contributor

Sometimes the Humans forget to close the Woofie gate to the upstairs.

As a Stair Toll Collector, you must stretch out to make yourself into a physical barrier that prevents everyone, Woofie or otherwise, from going up top without paying the Stair Toll.

–Amber

TRIGGER ALERT: POST CONTAINS DANGEROUS LEVELS OF CUTENESS.

My new sister, Sansa, makes for a nice paw rest.

I LOVE my big sister, Arya! Not sure how I feel about being her paw rest, though.

–Arya and Sansa, Guest Contributors