Thank you for my new deck, Humans.
Please keep the Woofies off of it.
They’d ruin the feng shui.
–Quicksilver
Negotiations
“You have destroyed your last Dog bed!” says Human Daddy. “No more Dog beds for you!”
We could have deployed the Puppy Eyes earlier, perhaps, but sometimes negotiations hinge on timing.
We deployed the Puppy Eyes right after our return from a fabulous, adventurous, EXHAUSTING walk/run.
Now we have an extra-large Papasan chair cushion all to ourselves.
Thank you, Human Daddy.
Thank you, Amazon Prime.
–Cosmo, Xena and Stella
I feel pretty
Want to be pretty, Humans?
You must groom yourself more frequently and take more naps.
–Lily and Amber
Guard Catting
A Guard Cat is never truly at repose.
It may look as though I am getting ready for a nap but I am really guarding this computer bag.
Now go away as the guarding of bags is best performed asleep.
–Luna
Importance
Is your cellphone really more important than me, your Lap Panther?
That’s better…
…though a chin skritch would be best of all.
–Darth Vader
Both Hands
You don’t need both hands…
Do you, Human Daddy?
–Quicksilver
Are you done?
Are you done with that, Stella?
Waste not want not…
We’re more than happy to help you finish it off!
–Cosmo and Xena
Friday
Yay! It’s finally Friday!
Don’t forget to pick up Catnip, Humans.
I have big plans for happy hour.
–Lily
Dishes
These dishes appear to be clean.
Why isn’t my dinner sitting atop one of them?
–Quicksilver
TV
We Cats sometimes snooze off watching Bird TV…
…especially if there are only Finch reruns on.
–Lily
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