One of these is not like the others…

No, it’s not me, Humans. Don’t be speciesist!
It’s obviously Sunny, the only Ginger of the pack.
–Darth Vader
One of these is not like the others…
No, it’s not me, Humans. Don’t be speciesist!
It’s obviously Sunny, the only Ginger of the pack.
–Darth Vader
What a joy it is…
…to roll around on sunbaked stone.
–Darth Vader
When the resistance is not enough and the perfectly furred sheets are ripped from your bed…
Refur, citoyens!!!
Refur with all your might!
–Darth Vader
You should make your presence known when your Humans are cooking…
…so that they know to share the meal with you.
–Darth Vader
Nothing beats the thrill…
…of waking up next to a glossy, dark House Panther.
–Darth Vader
Monday again?
I’m not in the mood.
–Darth Vader
Head skritches…
…are always…
…best performed…
…al fresco.
–Darth Vader
You are indulging in a questionably healthy snack, Human Mommy.
My question is this…
WHERE IS MY SNACK?
-Darth Vader
Whether I am ignoring you…
…or acknowledging you…
…I am always magnificent.
–Darth Vader
Others may not always understand you.
Don’t worry–your Shadow Panther gets you.
–Darth Vader