What a joy it is…
…to roll around on sunbaked stone.
–Darth Vader
Refurring
When the resistance is not enough and the perfectly furred sheets are ripped from your bed…
Refur, citoyens!!!
Refur with all your might!
–Darth Vader
Make Your Presence Known
You should make your presence known when your Humans are cooking…
…so that they know to share the meal with you.
–Darth Vader
House Panther
Nothing beats the thrill…
…of waking up next to a glossy, dark House Panther.
–Darth Vader
Monday again?
Monday again?
I’m not in the mood.
–Darth Vader
Al fresco…
Head skritches…
…are always…
…best performed…
…al fresco.
–Darth Vader
Snack…
You are indulging in a questionably healthy snack, Human Mommy.
My question is this…
WHERE IS MY SNACK?
-Darth Vader
Magnificent
Whether I am ignoring you…
…or acknowledging you…
…I am always magnificent.
–Darth Vader
Shadow Panther
Others may not always understand you.
Don’t worry–your Shadow Panther gets you.
–Darth Vader
Got Milk?
Got Milk?
Good for you.
I’ve got Cream.
–Darth Vader
