Head skritches…
…are always…
…best performed…
…al fresco.
–Darth Vader
Snack…
You are indulging in a questionably healthy snack, Human Mommy.
My question is this…
WHERE IS MY SNACK?
-Darth Vader
Magnificent
Whether I am ignoring you…
…or acknowledging you…
…I am always magnificent.
–Darth Vader
Shadow Panther
Others may not always understand you.
Don’t worry–your Shadow Panther gets you.
–Darth Vader
Got Milk?
Got Milk?
Good for you.
I’ve got Cream.
–Darth Vader
Discerning Panther
Given the choice between a clean, freshly made bed…
…and a dirty comforter waiting to be laundered, where does the discerning Panther install himself?
Do you really need to ask?
–Darth Vader
Panther
It’s okay to stare…
I know I’m too gorgeous for words.
–Darth Vader
Month of the Panther
October is and always will be…
…the Month of the Panther.
–Darth Vader
Importance
Is your cellphone really more important than me, your Lap Panther?
That’s better…
…though a chin skritch would be best of all.
–Darth Vader
Hot
Despite the heat, the Woofies gallop.
Silly Woofies.
–Darth Vader
