Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Nothing to see here, Human Mommy! We are absolutely fine.

Now why don’t you head downstairs to the kitchen to prepare a nice post-training snack for us?

—Apollo and Neo

No, Human Mommy, I’m not always in the kitchen.

I just make a point of being here when you’re here because I know I have a 95% chance of receiving a treat or an extra meal if I deploy my Kitten eyes.

99% if I sing the aria of starvation, popularized by my Spiritual Father Darth Vader.

—Neo

It’s Tuesday…

…so it’s high time for a Tummy Rub.

—Cosmo

Yes, I am an extremely handsome, tuxedo-wearing Cat…

…lounging in my bay window with a backdrop of summer greenery.

—Apollo

No, Human Mommy, there is no Easy Pass to get by the Stair Toll Collector.

Pay up now or you’re not going up.

—Lily

No, you are never, ever overdressed in your magnificent, bespoke tux.

Frequently, though, you may find that those around you are terrifically underdressed.

It’s a pity not everyone shares your impeccable style.

—Apollo and Cosmo

Human Mommy struggles mightily to apply makeup to her big, furless face.

I suppose not everyone’s fortunate enough to be born with impeccable eyeliner like me.

—Luna

Ahem, Humans, we are taking time out of our busy schedule to pose for you.

Grab your phones and snap our photo.

—Apollo and Neo

How many times do I have to explain this to you, Human Mommy?

This is my spot now.

If you must engage in your clickety-clackety typing, please find alternate accommodations.

—Neo

It’s much too hot to jaunt about outside…

…but it’s never too hot to lounge on the Rainbow Donut.

—Lily