Daily Feline Wisdom

Sometimes black holes absorb a sun.

If you’re the sun, it’s best not to struggle and just go with it.

–Sunny

Yet another grey winter day has come and gone without even a flake of snow.

I am feeling quite down and have retreated to the Sleeping Cloud for consolation.

–Cosmo

What am I doing, Humans? Why do you ask?

I’m innocently enjoying nature in a tree.

Now if a snack were to flutter by, I can’t promise I wouldn’t indulge.

Fresh air peeks one’s appetite, no?

–Luna

It’s always the right time…

…for a Tummy Rub!

–Sunny

Human Daddy is giving kisses and skritches to someone other than me.

Of course I’m on high alert as I prepare to intervene.

–Xena

No one lounges as convincingly…

…as the Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat.

–Phelps

Human Daddy is doing something in the kitchen, Papa Cosmo.

Do you suppose it’s dinner?

Oh, I hope it’s dinner, Little Xena. Not a moment too soon!

–Xena and Cosmo

I am a most discerning judge of character.

I judge my friend Sunny to be the best of all the Woofies.

–Phelps

No matter how busy you get…

…never forget to give your Human Daddy plenty of kisses.

–Cosmo

I hear many places got snow today but I did not.

I am most disappointed.

–Cosmo