Daily Feline Wisdom

Well, yes, I am posing over here, Human Mommy.

How nice of you to notice and to take my photo to commemorate my magnificence.

—Apollo

The Humans are constantly telling us Doggoes to be gentle with the Baby Meowie.

But is anyone telling little Neo to be gentle with us?

I’m not even sure the Baby Meowie has full control of his Murder Mittens yet, which puts all our noses at risk.

—Stella

Woofza! That’s a tiny Baby Meowie.

Meowza! What a huge Woofie! I didn’t know they came that big.

I guess the only logical course of action is to become the Woofie’s BFF.

—Xena and Neo

Who’s that?

You smell smol but also somehow ferocious.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I’m Neo, the new resident House Panther.

—Apollo, Xena, and Neo

Hiya, Fishy Friends! Looks like your water level is back to normal.

That’s very good since it means you can swim right up to me for a chat!

—Xena

Look at me, Humans!

I’m doing a big dangle.

—Apollo

Oh my Meow! It has gotten hot here!

I feel equal parts comfy and melty.

—Apollo

Wowza, Apollo! How’d you get all the way up there?

Anti-gravity, propulsion paws, Xena. Don’t you Woofies come equipped with those?

—Xena and Apollo

Humans spend far too much time on their phones, and they’re usually not even looking at good stuff like Birdie videos.

The Loaf strongly disapproves.

—Luna

Human Mommy often tells me that there’s nothing room on the couch, but I always prove her wrong.

There’s always a spot for me.

—Stella