Daily Feline Wisdom

Humans spend far too much time on their phones, and they’re usually not even looking at good stuff like Birdie videos.

The Loaf strongly disapproves.

—Luna

Human Mommy often tells me that there’s nothing room on the couch, but I always prove her wrong.

There’s always a spot for me.

—Stella

I’ve got big plans for this weekend.

First on the agenda, BIG snooze!

—Sunny

Check out my back leg extension, Humans!

I’m a Doggy Ballerina!

—Xena

I feel ever so pretty on the pretty bedspread.

Enjoy admiring me, Humans.

—Lily

Don’t worry, Fishy Friends!

Human Daddy is refilling your pond. Only a matter of time until you can swim to the top to chill with me.

—Xena

I made it! I scaled the mighty china cabinet!

I am top of the world and, no, Humans, I have no plans to come down.

—Apollo

We’re not saying that the boys are doing a bad job Guard-Dogging.

We’re just saying that we girls may be more dedicated to the mission.

—Stella and Xena

I’m almost always the Little Spoon when I snuggle with my beloved Stella.

I’m more than okay with this arrangement.

—Sunny

Human Daddy gave me a new collar for the spring hunting… errr… birdwatching season.

Orange is a bold choice, but I think I pull it off admirably.

—Luna