Feeling chilly? Snuggle up with some Woofie heating pads.
They may not smell the best, but they sure are effective.
—Apollo
Chilly
Fire
This crackly fire feels so good on my fur on a chilly October night.
Thank Dog it’s fire season!
—Cosmo
Good but…
I reclaimed my Pumpkin, which is good…
…but my Humans have not yet so much as procured the yellow, red, and orange foliage paint AND I think I may be stuck with only 3 jack-o-lanterns even though I require at least half a dozen for my Inaugural Official Halloween Portrait.
I’m beside myself with worry.
—Neo
Better Day
The fake news yesterday turned out to be all too true and I was taken to the Vet. That was a bad day.
Today I convinced the Humans that I am fully recovered from my vaccinations and they eventually let me outside, where I promptly scaled a tree.
Today is a better day.
—Apollo
Fake News
I want to go out and climb trees and chase plump, playful Birdies, but I have heard an ugly rumor that I will be taken to the dreaded V-E-T.
I sincerely hope that this is an example of Fake News.
—Apollo
Hey Birdies!
Hey Birdies! Nothing to fear here! What am I? you ask. Ummm…
Nothing but a new, seasonal solar light Human Daddy put up. Totally safe—you could even perch on me.
—Apollo
Upside Down Head
Upside down naps are always great…
…particularly if you want to show off your splendid goatee.
—Apollo
Lackluster
Has your Human Employee’s performance been lackluster throughout the week?
As her Cat Manager, do not let her performance deteriorate further just because it’s Friday.
Don’t slack off, Human Mommy. We’re watching you.
—Neo and Luna
Worried
I’m worried, Human Mommy.
Big Brother Apollo has confirmed that my outdoor foliage is still very green, which obviously won’t do for my Inaugural Official Halloween Portrait, you have only procured three jack-o-lanterns, though I need at least double that, and I’ve only received this single sleeping pumpkin as a Halloween gift, which doesn’t even really count as mine because I have to share it with Auntie Lily, the Queen of Autumn.
Do better.
—Neo
Irresistible
Well, hello there, paparazzi!
You just can’t resist me, can you?
—Neo
