It may be a holiday weekend for you, Humans, but not for us Guard Cats.

We Guard Cats take no holidays from guarding the homestead.
–Phelps
It may be a holiday weekend for you, Humans, but not for us Guard Cats.
We Guard Cats take no holidays from guarding the homestead.
–Phelps
You want me to come inside, Humans, because there is a storm brewing?
But I am inside… Inside the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club.
Question: why are you inside the club, given that you are not members?
–Finnegan
It’s a hot day.
Best to settle in for a nap.
–Stella
No, I am not cute on this shelf and no I will not pose for a photo.
Unless you bribe me in Meow Mix…
Then we’ll talk.
–Luna
Kindly move, Human Mommy.
Your enormous shadow is interfering with my sunbathing.
–Luna
Oh, it’s HOT, Human Mommy! Please turn on the AC!
We are on the verge of melting like the Meowies.
–Cosmo et. al.
Human Mommy’s ankle makes for a kind of okayish chin rest, but it’s not nearly as good as Little Xena.
I hope Xena finishes her break soon and allows me to rest my enormous noggin on her perfectly sized flank.
–Cosmo
The weekend is not for working.
The weekend is for lazing.
–Phelps
All hail…
…the King of the Egg!
–Finnegan
Thank Dog it’s Friday!
Time for a celebratory tummy rub and some well earned rest and relaxation!
–Xena