Meowza, Big Brother Apollo! You are so right!

Rainy days do make for the best Birdie TV!
—Neo
Meowza, Big Brother Apollo! You are so right!

Rainy days do make for the best Birdie TV!
—Neo
Ahem, Human Mommy! I am draping my gorgeous, stripy tail across your keyboard to remind you that it is time for lunch.

I’ll take my usual of a tuna sandwich, hold the bread, lettuce, and condiments.
—Lily
The Humans only rarely use this table for dining so we have requisitioned it for lounging.

That doesn’t mean you can’t bring us over a snack now and then.
Lounging builds up our appetite.
—Lily and Apollo
You can take a short break on parts of your training routine without losing your hard won gains…

…but never, ever skip your stretches.
—Apollo
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

There is only dry Kibble in the bowls but you know I don’t like crunchy stuff, Human Mommy.

I am going to STARVE!
—Neo
As a young Voidling, I have ever so many napping positions to discover and perfect.

For example, this is a Modified Crescent wth Running Back Paws and Rippling Tail.
—Neo
I am equally at ease among my Feline brethren and the Woofie Pack.

I’m versatile.
—Apollo
It’s Tuesday, Humans, and that means…

…that your Biggest Doggo is due a nice, big Tummy Rub!
—Cosmo
Such a sweet little Voidling I am…

…dreaming peacefully of mayhem and mischief.
—Neo
Don’t be greedy, Xena!

There’s plenty of room on Human Daddy for both of us Little Guys.
—Sunny