Daily Feline Wisdom

This windowseat is a bit of all right, isn’t it, Stella?

I agree, Sunny! Human Daddy outdid himself.

–Sunny and Stella

Please refrain from taking my photo, Human Mommy.

I have very carefully positioned myself as a harmless, unobtrusive grey stone, but you are making the Birdies suspicious because no one takes photos of stones, especially not unobtrusive ones.

–Luna

Human Mommy doesn’t understand boundaries and frequently takes my photo when I’m asleep.

I’m careful to leave my claws partially unsheathed lest she attempt a tummy rub.

–Darth Vader

Human Mommy tells me that I am a micromanager.

Perhaps if she did her job better, I wouldn’t have to be.

–Amber

Human Daddy built us a windowseat so that we can all look out the bay window.

We have the best windowseat ever…

…and the best Human Daddy!

–Stella

The Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat appreciates nothing more…

…than a toasty fire on a chilly night.

–Phelps

What am I doing, Humans? Oh, nothing really…

Just engaging in a spot of photosynthesis.

–Luna

It is a beautiful, spring-like day, and yet the door is closed.

Care to explain yourself, Human Mommy?

–Darth Vader

I am so magnificent that…

…I amaze myself sometimes.

–Lily

I have heard that the bathroom is the most dangerous room in the house.

Of course, I have taken it upon myself to supervise my beloved Humans and intervene as necessary.

–Henry, Guest Contributor