Daily Feline Wisdom

Yes, I am a perfect Loaf.

Don’t even think of slicing me, though. I’m not that kind of loaf.

—Luna

The air smells of spring, glorious spring!

There’s absolutely no better place to enjoy it than on the Private, Members-Only, Cat and Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

—Luna, et. al.

I used to dislike this drawer because Human Mommy would hide my toys in it and they were very hard to extract.

But I’ve since discovered that I can insert myself in the drawer and it makes for a nice napping cubby.

—Apollo

Raaaaaaaaaaaaa…

…aaaaaaaaaaaaawr!

—Apollo

I’m not sure how I feel about Daylight Savings time.

Wake-up time feels much too early.

On the other paw, Food o’Clock comes a whole hour earlier, which is good because we are STARVING.

—Cosmo

When you love somebody as much as I love Stella…

…you should hold paws with them as often as you can.

—Sunny

No, Human Mommy, you may not sit in my desk chair to perform your clickety-clackety typing.

Your typing would disturb my nap and your presence on my seat most definitely would.

—Lily

No, Human Mommy, we are not doing nothing.

We are busy chilling.

—Sunny, Stella, Xena, and Cosmo

I’m so long and ever so stretchy…

I’m basically a furry rubber band.

—Apollo

Dogsmas is long past, but we are still enjoying our festive fleece blanket.

Please don’t put it away, Humans!

After all, it’s Dogsmas in our hearts every day of the year.

—Stella