The Humans are constantly telling us Doggoes to be gentle with the Baby Meowie.
But is anyone telling little Neo to be gentle with us?
I’m not even sure the Baby Meowie has full control of his Murder Mittens yet, which puts all our noses at risk.
—Stella
Woofza! That’s a tiny Baby Meowie.
Meowza! What a huge Woofie! I didn’t know they came that big.
I guess the only logical course of action is to become the Woofie’s BFF.
—Xena and Neo
Who’s that?
You smell smol but also somehow ferocious.
Allow me to introduce myself.
I’m Neo, the new resident House Panther.
—Apollo, Xena, and Neo
Hiya, Fishy Friends! Looks like your water level is back to normal.
That’s very good since it means you can swim right up to me for a chat!
—Xena
Look at me, Humans!
I’m doing a big dangle.
—Apollo
Oh my Meow! It has gotten hot here!
I feel equal parts comfy and melty.
—Apollo
Wowza, Apollo! How’d you get all the way up there?
Anti-gravity, propulsion paws, Xena. Don’t you Woofies come equipped with those?
—Xena and Apollo
Humans spend far too much time on their phones, and they’re usually not even looking at good stuff like Birdie videos.
The Loaf strongly disapproves.
—Luna
Human Mommy often tells me that there’s nothing room on the couch, but I always prove her wrong.
There’s always a spot for me.
—Stella
I’ve got big plans for this weekend.
First on the agenda, BIG snooze!
—Sunny
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