You had three steak tacos, Human Daddy, and now you have only one.
I have to assume you left the last one for me, your loyal, beloved Dog Son.
Don’t worry—if you’re still hungry, I’ll let you have the salsa, veggies, and shell.
I’m generous like that.
—Cosmo
Is your Human Mommy failing to provide you with sufficient treats and telling you to eat Kibble instead?
Take her beloved breakfast pastries, Human Daddy’s coffee creamer, and the Woofies’ treats hostage.
Human Mommy will have to pay a handsome ransom of Temptations.
—Apollo
Human Mommy, it’s my turn to nap on the Rainbow Donut, but Lily is hogging it.
Could you please ask her to move or maybe just use your superior size to move her?
—Sunny
Human Mommy, it’s a holiday and yet you are still performing your percussive, clickety-clackety typing.
Please, cool it!
—Neo
Eat up, Little Bro.
You need as many calories as you can get to become as big and strong as me.
—Apollo
Looks like you’re enjoying a delicious snack, Human Mommy, which is good for you.
If you just shared, it could be good for both of us.
—Cosmo
It’s always a fun time with Big Brother Apollo…
…but Food Time is Paws down the best!
—Apollo
Higher and higher I climb.
I am King of the Curtain!
—Neo
I recently discovered laundry baskets and I like them a lot!
Be careful not to launder me, though, Humans.
I am Lick Clean Only.
—Neo
Answer me these riddles three or, better yet, fetch me a freshly decanned bowl of Tuna…
…if you wish to sit on my couch.
—Luna
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 