Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

What do you mean I remind you of a Meowie, Humans?

Aren’t armrests for all of us?

—Sunny

For reasons known only to themselves, the Humans only feed us reliably during the daylight and evening hours, and almost always forget to feed us in the dead of night.

No wonder the Big Cats say that breakfast’s the most important meal of the day!

—Neo

Watching Birdie TV is always fun, but with Auntie Luna it’s educational, too…

… on account of her being an experienced, celebrated Ornithologist.

—Neo

Some Cats will lounge lazily on the floor and wait for the battery-operated string toy to drop within range.

Others of us are more proactive.

—Neo

There’s nothing so nice as dozing off on a lazy Sunday…

…with a belly full of brunch.

—Sunny

Oh my, Little Neo! You are getting big and your Tail is very long!

Thanks, Auntie Lily! I’m focusing on my nutrition to strengthen my body and lengthen my magnificent Tail.

—Lily and Neo

Ummm…. I think the Apollo may be broken, Human Mommy.

I know Meowies are liquid, but surely this position is plain unnatural.

—Cosmo

There is no rest for the Stair Toll Collector…

…with Humans and Woofies who frequently appear at the stairs without the proper toll.

—Lily

Sometimes, when training the new Recruit, you have to let him get the upper Paw.

Losing constantly can be damaging to a Kitten’s self-esteem.

Still, don’t let things go too far.

Your little brother must always understand that you’re in charge.

—Apollo

I’m a Little Loaf in a big window…

…surveying my domain.

—Neo