Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Is that the vacuum monster, Human Mommy?

Surely you’re not planning on unleashing it now…

Now when I’m settling in for a lovely nap on the perfectly furred carpet?

—Apollo

You ate your entire dinner without dropping a single morsel, Human Mommy.

Good for you! Perhaps you are becoming less clumsy with age.

Bad for me, as I didn’t get even a tiny snackie.

—Sunny

Happy Father’s Day, Human Daddy!

You are the best Daddy in the whole, wide world!

—Apollo

Hiya, Stella! Want to share this lovely Sun Puddle with me?

You probably can’t completely fit, but there’s definitely room for your muzzle.

—Neo

Listen up, Little Neo!

If I attack the stuffed Birdie from below, and you attack its string up top…

…we’re sure to catch it this time!

—Apollo

Human Mommy says I have four legs, but Human Mommy isn’t great at counting.

Seems like I have at least double that.

I’m a Catopus or, more precisely, a Voidopus.

—Neo

Hump Day, you say, Human Mommy?

Good luck clambering over the hump.

In the meantime, we Doggoes will keep the bed nice and warm and furry for you.

—Cosmo, Stella, and Sunny

I am a redoubtable huntress and a celebrated ornithologist, but I am also quite dainty.

Just look at the position of my snowy white paws and the delicate curl of my stripy tail.

—Luna

Please keep swishing your Tail, Big Brother Apollo.

This game is only fun if my prey…

…erm… your Tail keeps moving.

—Neo

Uh-oh!

I seem to have deflated.

—Neo