I’m a pretty Puppy Warrior Princess, settling in for a restorative nap.

What’s that, Human Daddy?

Snacks are happening?
Yes, please!
—Xena
I’m a pretty Puppy Warrior Princess, settling in for a restorative nap.

What’s that, Human Daddy?

Snacks are happening?
Yes, please!
—Xena
We are already a week into my Very Special Month, but the outdoor foliage remains stubbornly green.
This simply won’t do for my Inaugural Official Halloween Portrait, Human Mommy.

I trust you have a plan to fix this, possibly with orange and red paint.
—Neo
Human Mommy just woke up from an afternoon nap and wants to get out of bed.

This cannot happen, of course, as I am using her legs as a cushion.
—Sunny
Nice new carpet, Human Mommy.

Less furry than the last one, but we’ll soon take care of that.
—Apollo
Can I get an ETA on brunch, Human Daddy?

My Tummy’s really starting to rumble.
—Cosmo
The first fire of the season and my first fire ever…

…is absolutely delightful!
—Neo
Human Mommy showed me the accoutrements she obtained for my Inaugural Official Halloween Portrait.

Not a bad start, Human Mommy, but I obviously need MORE.
—Neo
You may think that you have already discovered all the prime perches in your home…

…but if you’re an innovator, there are always new perches to be found!
—Neo
Sure, Neo is the resident House Panther, but I am the only Cat with autumnal stripes.

Therefore, the pumpkin is also mine.
—Lily
I don’t always pose for the camera…

…but when I do, I carefully position myself so that the Humans get a good shot of my gorgeous gams.
—Stella