Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Are your Humans not responding promptly enough to your demands to venture outside?

Deploy a strong glare and get some divine back-up from your Goddess Sheba.

—Luna

I’m not big and ferocious just yet, but Big Brother Apollo says I’m well on my way…

…so long as I keep stretching and flexing my Murder Mittens.

—Neo

Stella tells me I’m the Best Chin Rest, but I have other talents as well.

For example, Apollo swears that I am the Best Tail Rest.

—Sunny

Uh-oh! I wrestled hard with Big Brother Apollo and it’s also hot today and my legs seem to have turned to noodles.

Hope they stiffen up soon so I can get back to bouncing and pouncing!

—Neo

Big Brother Apollo, our Birdie shows are done for the day. What can we watch now?

Birdie TV is done for the day, but now we can catch some awesome Late Night shows involving lightning bugs, bats, and various nocturnal critters!

—Neo and Apollo

It’s been a long week of Human Mommy’s percussive, clickety-clackety typing.

You can’t really blame her Cat Manager for collapsing on Friday.

—Lily

Humans, I think I’m going to STARVE!

Sure, there’s dry kibble and a sprinkling of Temptations behind me, but you know very well that I don’t like crunchy stuff.

Also, the wet food you served me was pâté but I specifically requested shreds in gravy.

Please serve me the right food before I succumb to starvation!

—Neo

I’ve woofed it before and I’ll woof it again: Sunny’s the Best Chin Rest, paws down.

I am glad to be of service to Stella, but I sort of feel like I’m sliding here.

Uh-oh, I’m definitely sliding…

I hope I don’t fall off the couch!

—Stella and Sunny

Is that the vacuum monster, Human Mommy?

Surely you’re not planning on unleashing it now…

Now when I’m settling in for a lovely nap on the perfectly furred carpet?

—Apollo

You ate your entire dinner without dropping a single morsel, Human Mommy.

Good for you! Perhaps you are becoming less clumsy with age.

Bad for me, as I didn’t get even a tiny snackie.

—Sunny