I’m not being antisocial by hunkering down in my cave.
I just don’t want to talk to you.
–Amber
Antisocial
Tummy
My tummy is open and awaiting…
…a defenseless hand.
–Lily
Spreadsheets
Stop with the spreadsheets, Human Mommy!
It’s FRIDAY!!
–Cosmo, Sunny, and Lily
Exhausting
It’s absolutely exhausting being this gorgeous!
Don’t let anyone tell you different.
–Lily
All hail
My tail is long. My tail is handsome. My tail sports a brilliant white tip.
All hail my tail!
–Phelps
Not what I planned
I told my Human Daddy I was a bit chilly because I was and also because I thought if we all went inside, Human Daddy would start thinking about dinner, which was imminent.
Instead, Human Daddy gave me the shirt off his back, tucked my front legs into the sleeves, and buttoned it up.
I’m never gonna live this down.
–Cosmo
Best Seat
The best seat is sometimes inside the house and sometimes outside…
…but it’s always Human Daddy’s lap!
–Xena
Beverages
No, we did not order wine.
We ordered ‘Niptinis, shaken not stirred, to enjoy al fresco on this balmy fall evening.
Take this back to the bar and fetch our order now!
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Tummy Rub
Rub my tummy, sweet, gullible Human…
…if you dare.
–Amber
TDIF!
Thank Dog it’s Friday!
It’s been a stressful week at work for Human Mommy.
As an empathetic Doggo, I have suffered too.
–Sunny
