Human Mommy, are you seeing this?! Auntie Luna has invaded my pumpkin, the one you got just for ME, on account of it being my very special month very soon.
I’m starting to think the Big Cats lack the proper respect for Halloween.
—Neo
Really?!
My Pumpkin
Human Mommy, are you seeing this?!
Big Brother Apollo is in my brand new pumpkin!
Doesn’t he realize my very special month starts next week?!
—Neo
Managerial Basket
It’s not that I want to be a Manager—I just want to cuddle up with Auntie Luna.
Sadly, Auntie Luna seems less keen on this plan.
—Neo
Kidding
Are you kidding me, Human Mommy?!
I don’t like to raise my voice, but your usage of my bed as some kind of bedding storage facility is absolutely INTOLERABLE!
—Lily
Wrong Direction
Instead of rectifying the situation, Human Mommy has added to the problem by placing yet another bulky laundry basket on my bed.
We are heading in the wrong direction here, Human Mommy.
—Lily
Baskets
Sure, I like baskets as much as the next Cat, but I do not like when they are occupying valuable real estate on my bed.
Your housekeeping skills need work, Human Mommy.
—Lily
Physical Barrier
Do your commuters demonstrate a lack of respect for the Stair Toll?
Stretch out and turn your long, lanky body into a physical barrier.
—Apollo
TV Watching
The Humans tend to take a pretty passive approach to TV watching.
We Cats engage more actively with the content.
For example, if the Birdies go to the top of the trees, we Cats follow so as not to miss a plot point or a line of dialogue.
—Neo
Silly Questions
How did you get on top of Human Daddy’s wardrobe, Apollo?
Why did you do this?
How—I jumped.
Why—I was bored and it was there.
Why these silly questions, Human Mommy?
—Apollo
Disturbed
Who dares disturb me from my early afternoon, bay window nap, with annoying shutter clicks?
Well, don’t just stop now that you’ve started. Make sure that you get my best angle.
—Apollo
