Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

I know it’s the weekend, Human Mommy, but you are posting our daily blog very late.

Unacceptable.

—Luna

I wonder if I’ll lose structural integrity if I stretch myself even further.

Guess there’s only one way to find out…

—Neo

All of my naps are great, but this is a truly glorious nap.

I’m sure to awaken with renewed vim and vigor to meet all the adventures the day holds yet in store.

—Apollo

Rub my Tummy, Human Mommy!

I double, DOUBLE dare you!

—Neo

Meowza, Big Brother Apollo! You are so right!

Rainy days do make for the best Birdie TV!

—Neo

Ahem, Human Mommy! I am draping my gorgeous, stripy tail across your keyboard to remind you that it is time for lunch.

I’ll take my usual of a tuna sandwich, hold the bread, lettuce, and condiments.

—Lily

The Humans only rarely use this table for dining so we have requisitioned it for lounging.

That doesn’t mean you can’t bring us over a snack now and then.

Lounging builds up our appetite.

—Lily and Apollo

You can take a short break on parts of your training routine without losing your hard won gains…

…but never, ever skip your stretches.

—Apollo

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

There is only dry Kibble in the bowls but you know I don’t like crunchy stuff, Human Mommy.

I am going to STARVE!

—Neo

As a young Voidling, I have ever so many napping positions to discover and perfect.

For example, this is a Modified Crescent wth Running Back Paws and Rippling Tail.

—Neo