Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Look at us, Humans, all dressed up in our bespoke tuxedos for the evening dinner service.

Now, where is our dinner?

—Apollo and Cosmo

The door curtain is calling me…

…calling me to climb.

Far be it from me to refuse the call of the curtain!

—Neo

You are correct, Human Mommy, this curled tail lounging pose is magnificent, even by my standards.

You are right to snap my photo.

—Apollo

Human Mommy, we both know that you don’t exactly excel in tidiness.

Why, then, does it surprise you that I knock things off the counter when you’re late with our Treats?

—Apollo

This is not a mere cardboard box.

This is the Tiger Queen’s castle.

—Lily

I like snuggling up with the Pack as much as the next Doggo.

Still, it’s sometimes nice to have the big bed all to myself.

—Cosmo

It’s just lovely to go for a stroll in the back garden…

…on a crisp fall day.

—Apollo and Xena

I am an extraordinarily handsome Loaf with an incredibly long Tail, posing against a backdrop of autumnal leaves.

The Paparazzi are right to snap my photo.

—Apollo

It’s a lovely day to lounge in the Private-Meowie-and-Doggo-Private-Members-Only Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

You know what would make this even lovelier, Human Daddy?

That’s right, snacks!

—Cosmo