It’s a lovely day to lounge in the Private-Meowie-and-Doggo-Private-Members-Only Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
You know what would make this even lovelier, Human Daddy?
That’s right, snacks!
—Cosmo
Lounging
No, just no
I know we are in possession of 3 jack-o-lanterns but you’ve only put out 2.
You’re holding your phone vertically when I specifically said that I prefer landscape-mode for my debut.
No, just no.
—Neo
Handsome
To maintain one’s handsomeness, one must groom one’s glossy coat assiduously…
…preferably in concert with a like-minded friend.
—Neo and Apollo
Black Cat Appreciation Day
Behold my magnificence on this most sacred of days…
…National Black Cat Appreciation Day!
—Neo
Unencumbered
My bed is unencumbered by laundry baskets.
Finally.
—Lily
Pumpkin
I thought we were past this, but Big Brother Apollo is back in my pumpkin.
A little help here, Human Mommy?
—Neo
Breakfast
I see you eating a bowl of cereal, Human Mommy.
I’m not interested in cereal, per se…
…but I sure am interested in breakfast.
Wanna hook a Dog up?
—Cosmo
Chilly
Feeling chilly? Snuggle up with some Woofie heating pads.
They may not smell the best, but they sure are effective.
—Apollo
Fire
This crackly fire feels so good on my fur on a chilly October night.
Thank Dog it’s fire season!
—Cosmo
Good but…
I reclaimed my Pumpkin, which is good…
…but my Humans have not yet so much as procured the yellow, red, and orange foliage paint AND I think I may be stuck with only 3 jack-o-lanterns even though I require at least half a dozen for my Inaugural Official Halloween Portrait.
I’m beside myself with worry.
—Neo
