Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

I know we are in possession of 3 jack-o-lanterns but you’ve only put out 2.

You’re holding your phone vertically when I specifically said that I prefer landscape-mode for my debut.

No, just no.

—Neo

To maintain one’s handsomeness, one must groom one’s glossy coat assiduously…

…preferably in concert with a like-minded friend.

—Neo and Apollo

Behold my magnificence on this most sacred of days…

…National Black Cat Appreciation Day!

—Neo

My bed is unencumbered by laundry baskets.

Finally.

—Lily

I thought we were past this, but Big Brother Apollo is back in my pumpkin.

A little help here, Human Mommy?

—Neo

I see you eating a bowl of cereal, Human Mommy.

I’m not interested in cereal, per se…

…but I sure am interested in breakfast.

Wanna hook a Dog up?

—Cosmo

Feeling chilly? Snuggle up with some Woofie heating pads.

They may not smell the best, but they sure are effective.

—Apollo

This crackly fire feels so good on my fur on a chilly October night.

Thank Dog it’s fire season!

—Cosmo

I reclaimed my Pumpkin, which is good…

…but my Humans have not yet so much as procured the yellow, red, and orange foliage paint AND I think I may be stuck with only 3 jack-o-lanterns even though I require at least half a dozen for my Inaugural Official Halloween Portrait.

I’m beside myself with worry.

—Neo

The fake news yesterday turned out to be all too true and I was taken to the Vet. That was a bad day.

Today I convinced the Humans that I am fully recovered from my vaccinations and they eventually let me outside, where I promptly scaled a tree.

Today is a better day.

—Apollo