Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Pizza night, Humans? Yes, please!

Not to complain, but you forgot to give me lunch.

I’m STARVING.

—Cosmo

When it’s extra hot out, Cool Cats know to chill on the kitchen’s tile floor.

The less Cool Humans and Woofies will just have to walk around me.

—Apollo

You have dined, Humans, but I have not.

And it’s been eons since lunch.

—Cosmo

Great Guard Dogs don’t just focus on the outside of the homestead.

We pay attention to the inside, too, particularly what’s going on in the most important room of all, the Kitchen.

—Sunny

I am only a wee Kitten, but I may have already achieved the ultimate tail curl.

I hope it’s not all downhill from here.

—Neo

Look, a glorious Sun Puddle, Big Brother Apollo!

Yes, Little Neo. Stretch out your Paws and absorb the light.

Photosynthesis will help you grow big and strong like me.

—Neo and Apollo

Your water? Whatever do you mean, Human Mommy?

According to the teachings of my Spiritual Father, Darth Vader, everything in the homestead belongs to me, by right, as the reigning House Panther.

You can keep the coffee, though. I really don’t understand what you Humans see in that dreadful smelling beverage.

—Neo

What do you mean I messed up the cushions on the back of the couch, Human Mommy?

Aren’t they supposed to be like this?

—Stella

I just met my Grampaw…

…and I think he’s A-okay!

—Neo

You had three steak tacos, Human Daddy, and now you have only one.

I have to assume you left the last one for me, your loyal, beloved Dog Son.

Don’t worry—if you’re still hungry, I’ll let you have the salsa, veggies, and shell.

I’m generous like that.

—Cosmo