You are correct, Human Mommy, this curled tail lounging pose is magnificent, even by my standards.
You are right to snap my photo.
—Apollo
Magnificent
Tidiness or lack thereof
Human Mommy, we both know that you don’t exactly excel in tidiness.
Why, then, does it surprise you that I knock things off the counter when you’re late with our Treats?
—Apollo
Castle
This is not a mere cardboard box.
This is the Tiger Queen’s castle.
—Lily
All to myself
I like snuggling up with the Pack as much as the next Doggo.
Still, it’s sometimes nice to have the big bed all to myself.
—Cosmo
Stroll
It’s just lovely to go for a stroll in the back garden…
…on a crisp fall day.
—Apollo and Xena
Loaf
I am an extraordinarily handsome Loaf with an incredibly long Tail, posing against a backdrop of autumnal leaves.
The Paparazzi are right to snap my photo.
—Apollo
Neo’s Official 2026 Halloween Portrait
Lounging
It’s a lovely day to lounge in the Private-Meowie-and-Doggo-Private-Members-Only Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
You know what would make this even lovelier, Human Daddy?
That’s right, snacks!
—Cosmo
No, just no
I know we are in possession of 3 jack-o-lanterns but you’ve only put out 2.
You’re holding your phone vertically when I specifically said that I prefer landscape-mode for my debut.
No, just no.
—Neo
Handsome
To maintain one’s handsomeness, one must groom one’s glossy coat assiduously…
…preferably in concert with a like-minded friend.
—Neo and Apollo
