Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

I like snuggling up with the Pack as much as the next Doggo.

Still, it’s sometimes nice to have the big bed all to myself.

—Cosmo

It’s just lovely to go for a stroll in the back garden…

…on a crisp fall day.

—Apollo and Xena

I am an extraordinarily handsome Loaf with an incredibly long Tail, posing against a backdrop of autumnal leaves.

The Paparazzi are right to snap my photo.

—Apollo

It’s a lovely day to lounge in the Private-Meowie-and-Doggo-Private-Members-Only Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

You know what would make this even lovelier, Human Daddy?

That’s right, snacks!

—Cosmo

I know we are in possession of 3 jack-o-lanterns but you’ve only put out 2.

You’re holding your phone vertically when I specifically said that I prefer landscape-mode for my debut.

No, just no.

—Neo

To maintain one’s handsomeness, one must groom one’s glossy coat assiduously…

…preferably in concert with a like-minded friend.

—Neo and Apollo

Behold my magnificence on this most sacred of days…

…National Black Cat Appreciation Day!

—Neo

My bed is unencumbered by laundry baskets.

Finally.

—Lily

I thought we were past this, but Big Brother Apollo is back in my pumpkin.

A little help here, Human Mommy?

—Neo