Humans, I think I’m going to STARVE!
Sure, there’s dry kibble and a sprinkling of Temptations behind me, but you know very well that I don’t like crunchy stuff.
Also, the wet food you served me was pâté but I specifically requested shreds in gravy.
Please serve me the right food before I succumb to starvation!
—Neo
I’ve woofed it before and I’ll woof it again: Sunny’s the Best Chin Rest, paws down.
I am glad to be of service to Stella, but I sort of feel like I’m sliding here.
Uh-oh, I’m definitely sliding…
I hope I don’t fall off the couch!
—Stella and Sunny
Is that the vacuum monster, Human Mommy?
Surely you’re not planning on unleashing it now…
Now when I’m settling in for a lovely nap on the perfectly furred carpet?
—Apollo
You ate your entire dinner without dropping a single morsel, Human Mommy.
Good for you! Perhaps you are becoming less clumsy with age.
Bad for me, as I didn’t get even a tiny snackie.
—Sunny
Happy Father’s Day, Human Daddy!
You are the best Daddy in the whole, wide world!
—Apollo
Hiya, Stella! Want to share this lovely Sun Puddle with me?
You probably can’t completely fit, but there’s definitely room for your muzzle.
—Neo
Listen up, Little Neo!
If I attack the stuffed Birdie from below, and you attack its string up top…
…we’re sure to catch it this time!
—Apollo
Human Mommy says I have four legs, but Human Mommy isn’t great at counting.
Seems like I have at least double that.
I’m a Catopus or, more precisely, a Voidopus.
—Neo
Hump Day, you say, Human Mommy?
Good luck clambering over the hump.
In the meantime, we Doggoes will keep the bed nice and warm and furry for you.
—Cosmo, Stella, and Sunny
I am a redoubtable huntress and a celebrated ornithologist, but I am also quite dainty.
Just look at the position of my snowy white paws and the delicate curl of my stripy tail.
—Luna
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