Daily Feline Wisdom

C’mon, Human Mommy! That’s your 3rd serving of grilled chicken.

Haven’t you had enough?

Wouldn’t it feel good to share with your Dog who is obviously on the verge of starvation?

–Cosmo

Please share some of that fresh grilled burger with us, Human Daddy!

C’mon, Human Daddy! Grilled meats are the way we Dogs celebrate the 4th as fireworks really aren’t our thing.

–Cosmo and Xena

Did I give you authorization to clean my cushion covers, thereby removing months of my meticulously, artistically applied shed fur?

No, no I did not.

The gall.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Yes, I know I’m beautiful.

I still like to hear you say it, Humans.

–Lily

No, Human Mommy, you cannot work right now.

According to your contract, you must take a 30 minute lunch break.

Now, be a good Human employee by trotting down to the kitchen and hooking us up with some tuna sandwiches for lunch.

Hold the bread, lettuce, and condiments on mine.

–Amber

We’ve told you before and we’ll tell you again…

…Cat managers do not need to be awake to supervise Human employees.

Now, get back to work, Human Mommy.

–Phelps

Dog oh Dog it’s hot!

Thank Dog for fans!

–Cosmo

The printer requires…

…close supervision.

–Amber

To look your best…

…never stint on beauty sleep.

–Finn and Lily