Daily Feline Wisdom

Thank you, Grammy Cat, for my imperial egg.

I know that you intended it for me because it was obviously inspired by Faberge and I am the only Empress here.

–Amber

Cats on the park bench and Woofies on the ground…

…things are as they should be.

–Phelps and Darth Vader

Thank you for our new, big bed, Grammy Cat!

We know you meant it for all of us since beds are meant to be shared.

–Xena, Cosmo, Stella, and Sunny

Thanks for the lovely new sleeping egg, Grammy Cat!

Obviously, you meant it for me because it’s an egg and I’m the only Cat with proper yolk and egg white coloration.

–Finnegan

What is a Jungle Queen to do when it becomes too chilly to enjoy her outdoor gardens?

This.

–Lily

Nothing beats…

…a good, old-fashioned bout of tug.

–Xena and Cosmo

Thank you, Granmy Cat! I love my new black and white egg.

I know you sent it to “all” of us, but really intended it for me because it’s a tuxedo egg and I’m a tuxedo Cat and everyone knows you love me best.

–Phelps

Thank you for sending me this lovely egg with a built in heating pad, Grammy Cat!

I know you meant for the egg to belong just to me because it is grey and I am grey and also I’m your favorite Grandcat.

–Luna

Human Mommy’s company changed their policy–employees can no longer work from home, under the supervision of their Cat Managers.

So Human Mommy got me, a purring, kneading, meowing Cat Robot.

I can’t wait to go to work!

–Cat Robot who won’t have a name until Human Mommy and her colleagues vote on it

With winter drawing near…

…procure some springlike flowers for your beloved Cats.

–Lily