Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

That’s why I gulp mine down so that I have time to push my Big Brother Apollo out of the way to finish off his, too.

I’m a growing Kitten and I need all the calories I can get!

—Neo

What’s that, Human Daddy? Time to come in for dinner?

Couldn’t you serve me al fresco so that I can continue to enjoy the perfume of my natural rose bouquet?

—Apollo

Sometimes the Humans complain about how their king-size bed feels too tight.

We Doggoes sympathize, but we fail to see how this has anything to do with us.

—Xena, Stella, Sunny, and Cosmo

Don’t beat yourself up if you sometimes fall asleep during your upper paw workout.

So long as you’re still touching the dumbbell, you’re still getting shredded.

—Apollo

After a successful day of Catting, both inside and out…

…it’s lovely to chill on the couch.

—Apollo

Thank Cat it’s Friday!

Get a nice buzz going with a carrot full of ‘Nip!

It’s been a long week and you deserve a treat.

—Neo

First Breakfast is inexplicably delayed.

The Dark Loaf is annoyed.

—Neo

Oh what a joy it is to be a strong, young Cat…

…luxuriating in a private meadow of summer clover.

—Apollo

Well, yes, Human Mommy, I am comfy on the freshly laundered bedding.

Thanks for asking!

—Sunny

Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day to all my Void Brothers and Sisters!

Remember, your Humans are required to give you extra Treats and Skritches and ‘Nip (if that’s your thing) in recognition of our Holiday.

—Neo