You may think that you have already discovered all the prime perches in your home…
…but if you’re an innovator, there are always new perches to be found!
—Neo
Perch
Pumpkin
Sure, Neo is the resident House Panther, but I am the only Cat with autumnal stripes.
Therefore, the pumpkin is also mine.
—Lily
Posing
I don’t always pose for the camera…
…but when I do, I carefully position myself so that the Humans get a good shot of my gorgeous gams.
—Stella
Never Leaving
I have reclaimed my pumpkin and I am never, ever leaving it.
Not even after October.
—Neo
Really?!
Human Mommy, are you seeing this?! Auntie Luna has invaded my pumpkin, the one you got just for ME, on account of it being my very special month very soon.
I’m starting to think the Big Cats lack the proper respect for Halloween.
—Neo
My Pumpkin
Human Mommy, are you seeing this?!
Big Brother Apollo is in my brand new pumpkin!
Doesn’t he realize my very special month starts next week?!
—Neo
Managerial Basket
It’s not that I want to be a Manager—I just want to cuddle up with Auntie Luna.
Sadly, Auntie Luna seems less keen on this plan.
—Neo
Kidding
Are you kidding me, Human Mommy?!
I don’t like to raise my voice, but your usage of my bed as some kind of bedding storage facility is absolutely INTOLERABLE!
—Lily
Wrong Direction
Instead of rectifying the situation, Human Mommy has added to the problem by placing yet another bulky laundry basket on my bed.
We are heading in the wrong direction here, Human Mommy.
—Lily
Baskets
Sure, I like baskets as much as the next Cat, but I do not like when they are occupying valuable real estate on my bed.
Your housekeeping skills need work, Human Mommy.
—Lily
