Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Hiya, Stella! Want to share this lovely Sun Puddle with me?

You probably can’t completely fit, but there’s definitely room for your muzzle.

—Neo

Listen up, Little Neo!

If I attack the stuffed Birdie from below, and you attack its string up top…

…we’re sure to catch it this time!

—Apollo

Human Mommy says I have four legs, but Human Mommy isn’t great at counting.

Seems like I have at least double that.

I’m a Catopus or, more precisely, a Voidopus.

—Neo

Hump Day, you say, Human Mommy?

Good luck clambering over the hump.

In the meantime, we Doggoes will keep the bed nice and warm and furry for you.

—Cosmo, Stella, and Sunny

I am a redoubtable huntress and a celebrated ornithologist, but I am also quite dainty.

Just look at the position of my snowy white paws and the delicate curl of my stripy tail.

—Luna

Please keep swishing your Tail, Big Brother Apollo.

This game is only fun if my prey…

…erm… your Tail keeps moving.

—Neo

Uh-oh!

I seem to have deflated.

—Neo

Today was the best day ever!

Human Daddy put a collar on me, which could only mean one thing.

The door to the outside was officially opening for me!

—Apollo

I’m a Daddy’s Girl.

When Human Daddy goes out, I don’t take a nap or chase the Meowies or ask Human Mommy for treats.

I wait for his return.

—Xena

I’m just going for the most innocent of innocent strolls atop the mantel, Human Mommy.

Why do you always assume the worst?

—Apollo