Daily Feline Wisdom

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Don’t judge, Human Mommy. The treadmill isn’t even plugged in.

What do you expect us to do? Pitter patter in place?

–Darth Vader and Lily

Back away from the computer, Human Mommy. It’s Sunday.

You should spend quality time with me, your beloved Cat.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

It looks like you are enjoying a tasty egg and cheese breakfast sandwich, Human Daddy.

You know who else would enjoy a bite of that sandwich?

Me, your beloved Dog Son. I sure would love a bite.

–Cosmo

Oh look, a crackly fire!

It is well and truly fall.

–Phelps

What’s that, Human Mommy? We’re out of treats again?!

I guess I’ll just have to make do with smoked salmon.

The whole packet, please. I’m quite hungry.

–Luna

Come and join us in bed, Humans!

There’s plenty of room to snuggle as a pack!

–Cosmo, Stella, Xena, and Sunny (The Dogs)

Go away, Humans, there is obviously no room for you in bed.

While you’re at it, take the Woofies with you.

There’s no room for them here, either.

–Darth Vader and Finnegan (The Cats)

To survey one’s subjects, it is best to position oneself on a royal balcony…

…particularly if one has Woofie subjects.

–Luna

We’ve worked up quite an appetite playing outside on this chilly morning.

A treat, or two, or even more would really hit the spot right now, Human Daddy.

–Cosmo

When you love someone…

…hold paws with them every chance you get.

–Sunny and Stella