Daily Feline Wisdom

Another productive day of bouncing and pouncing…

…calls for a restorative nap and tail dangle.

—Apollo

It’s important to put yourself in the right place at the right time.

For example, when the Humans are having subs, I always position myself under Human Mommy.

Human Mommy is much clumsier than Human Daddy, so this maximizes my chances of catching a morsel.

—Sunny

Not so fast, Human Mommy!

There are two Toll Collectors on duty, which means that you must pay the stair toll twice.

—Luna and Apollo

Birdie TV is always good, but it’s even better when the windows are open.

If you’re lucky, a warm, early spring breeze may tickle your gorgeous, calico stripes.

—Lily

Lunch was great but it was also absolutely eons ago.

Can I get an ETA on my dinner, Humans?

—Cosmo

How very dare you, Human Mommy?

This is my private, snowy tummy cleaning time. It is most definitely not time to take my picture!

—Luna

I can see you’re working, Human Mommy, but are you actually accomplishing anything?

No?

Then why don’t you go down to the kitchen and fetch a nice tuna sandwich for your beloved Cat Manager?

Hold the bread, lettuce, and condiments as usual.

—Lily

Excuse me, Humans. Dinner is a trifle on the late side this evening.

I trust you have a plan for rectifying this situation before I STARVE.

—Cosmo

Ahem, Humans, grab your cellphones and snap some photos.

We’re posing for a Pack Portrait over here.

—Cosmo, Xena, Sunny, and Stella

Monday, you say, Human Mommy?

If only you were as gorgeous and furry as me, you wouldn’t have to worry about this annoying work thing.

—Lily