Great Ornithologists dream of…
…birds and flying.
–Luna
Straightening Up
What’s that, Human Mommy?
You want to straighten up the bedroom by changing out the muddy bedspreads?
Please don’t! That would be most disruptive to our current relaxation session.
–Tucker Jr. and Mildred, Guest Contributors
Brunch
Poor Maple Ann!
It must be difficult to enjoy brunch with so much barking.
–Darth Vader
Salad
This salad is so good!
I’ll probably regurgitate a portion of it on the living room rug.
Totally worth it.
–Stella
Wax
Got too much wax in your ears?
Nothing a trip to Xena’s salon can’t fix!
–Sunny
I expect a generous tip for this.
–Xena
Snacks
You have snacks, Humans.
Where are my snacks?
Oh, yum.
This is good.
–Quicksilver
What’s in it?
When the Humans return from the market, it is my job to smell the purchases carefully…
…in order to figure out…
…what they bought for me.
–Xena
Guard Tower
It is good to have a guard tower…
…even one that gets your paws wet…
…in order to protect your Stone Circle against interlopers.
–Finnegan
Ingredients
I don’t understand why Human Daddy insists on reading the ingredients’ list…
Just give me one of those biscuits, Human Daddy! In a single sniff, I’ll know its composition.
If it’s good, I’ll eat it.
–Cosmo
Best Seat
The best seat is the one right next to your Human masseuse.
–Sunny
