Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

The Humans only rarely use this table for dining so we have requisitioned it for lounging.

That doesn’t mean you can’t bring us over a snack now and then.

Lounging builds up our appetite.

—Lily and Apollo

You can take a short break on parts of your training routine without losing your hard won gains…

…but never, ever skip your stretches.

—Apollo

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

There is only dry Kibble in the bowls but you know I don’t like crunchy stuff, Human Mommy.

I am going to STARVE!

—Neo

As a young Voidling, I have ever so many napping positions to discover and perfect.

For example, this is a Modified Crescent wth Running Back Paws and Rippling Tail.

—Neo

I am equally at ease among my Feline brethren and the Woofie Pack.

I’m versatile.

—Apollo

It’s Tuesday, Humans, and that means…

…that your Biggest Doggo is due a nice, big Tummy Rub!

—Cosmo

Such a sweet little Voidling I am…

…dreaming peacefully of mayhem and mischief.

—Neo

Don’t be greedy, Xena!

There’s plenty of room on Human Daddy for both of us Little Guys.

—Sunny

Lunch was great and all, Humans, but it was also ages ago.

When are we planning on dinner?

—Sunny

When I first arrived in the Homestead, I was very cautious around the Woofies, given their loudness, relative clumsiness, and humongous size.

I quickly learned that the Woofies are pretty chill, especially Uncle Sunny.

Except when there’s a thunderstorm.

—Neo