Daily Feline Wisdom

You know that spring is upon us when Human Daddy opens the windows to let in the breeze.

Thank you, Human Daddy! Birdie TV is so much better in surround sound with interactive smells.

—Apollo

What am I up to? Oh, nothing much.

Just chilling on my favorite ambulatory Cat Tree.

—Apollo

I’m bored, Apollo.

I’m bored, too, Xena.

Wanna rumble?

—Xena and Apollo

I am bathing in the early rays of spring.

You may call me Sun Queen.

—Lily

Is it a trap? Of course it is.

But we all know you can’t possibly resist my snowy white belly.

—Lily

Surely you’re not planning on performing your clompety, huffety, puffety workout now, Human Mommy…

…when I’m settling in for my early afternoon snooze.

—Luna

Another productive day of bouncing and pouncing…

…calls for a restorative nap and tail dangle.

—Apollo

It’s important to put yourself in the right place at the right time.

For example, when the Humans are having subs, I always position myself under Human Mommy.

Human Mommy is much clumsier than Human Daddy, so this maximizes my chances of catching a morsel.

—Sunny

Not so fast, Human Mommy!

There are two Toll Collectors on duty, which means that you must pay the stair toll twice.

—Luna and Apollo

Birdie TV is always good, but it’s even better when the windows are open.

If you’re lucky, a warm, early spring breeze may tickle your gorgeous, calico stripes.

—Lily