Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Yes, I am an extremely handsome, tuxedo-wearing Cat…

…lounging in my bay window with a backdrop of summer greenery.

—Apollo

No, Human Mommy, there is no Easy Pass to get by the Stair Toll Collector.

Pay up now or you’re not going up.

—Lily

No, you are never, ever overdressed in your magnificent, bespoke tux.

Frequently, though, you may find that those around you are terrifically underdressed.

It’s a pity not everyone shares your impeccable style.

—Apollo and Cosmo

Human Mommy struggles mightily to apply makeup to her big, furless face.

I suppose not everyone’s fortunate enough to be born with impeccable eyeliner like me.

—Luna

Ahem, Humans, we are taking time out of our busy schedule to pose for you.

Grab your phones and snap our photo.

—Apollo and Neo

How many times do I have to explain this to you, Human Mommy?

This is my spot now.

If you must engage in your clickety-clackety typing, please find alternate accommodations.

—Neo

It’s much too hot to jaunt about outside…

…but it’s never too hot to lounge on the Rainbow Donut.

—Lily

It truly is a lovely evening to lounge on my favorite bench…

…in my enchanted garden.

—Lily

I’m a Daddy’s Girl, but I also love my Human Mommy…

…particularly her legs, which are making for a most excellent cushion.

—Xena

Did I liberate the hair catcher from the bathtub drain?

Yes, I did, but I don’t feel even a little guilty about it, Human Mommy.

Let’s be honest—this tiny plastic doodad is no match for your head furs and it makes for a good Cat toy.

—Apollo