Daily Feline Wisdom

I’m not sure how I feel about Daylight Savings time.

Wake-up time feels much too early.

On the other paw, Food o’Clock comes a whole hour earlier, which is good because we are STARVING.

—Cosmo

When you love somebody as much as I love Stella…

…you should hold paws with them as often as you can.

—Sunny

No, Human Mommy, you may not sit in my desk chair to perform your clickety-clackety typing.

Your typing would disturb my nap and your presence on my seat most definitely would.

—Lily

No, Human Mommy, we are not doing nothing.

We are busy chilling.

—Sunny, Stella, Xena, and Cosmo

I’m so long and ever so stretchy…

I’m basically a furry rubber band.

—Apollo

Dogsmas is long past, but we are still enjoying our festive fleece blanket.

Please don’t put it away, Humans!

After all, it’s Dogsmas in our hearts every day of the year.

—Stella

It’s important to read the care instructions before laundering your clothes.

For example, most tuxedos are dry clean only, but mine is lick clean only.

—Apollo

Hello! It’s your friendly Doggo here…

…reminding you that it’s dinner time!

—Cosmo

On the first warm day in a long, long time, we Guard Dogs are out…

…securing the front yard.

—Xena and Cosmo

It’s been a long, cold winter.

Fortunately, it’s also been a winter full of delightful crackly fires.

—Xena