I want to go out and climb trees and chase plump, playful Birdies, but I have heard an ugly rumor that I will be taken to the dreaded V-E-T.
I sincerely hope that this is an example of Fake News.
—Apollo
Fake News
Hey Birdies!
Hey Birdies! Nothing to fear here! What am I? you ask. Ummm…
Nothing but a new, seasonal solar light Human Daddy put up. Totally safe—you could even perch on me.
—Apollo
Upside Down Head
Upside down naps are always great…
…particularly if you want to show off your splendid goatee.
—Apollo
Lackluster
Has your Human Employee’s performance been lackluster throughout the week?
As her Cat Manager, do not let her performance deteriorate further just because it’s Friday.
Don’t slack off, Human Mommy. We’re watching you.
—Neo and Luna
Worried
I’m worried, Human Mommy.
Big Brother Apollo has confirmed that my outdoor foliage is still very green, which obviously won’t do for my Inaugural Official Halloween Portrait, you have only procured three jack-o-lanterns, though I need at least double that, and I’ve only received this single sleeping pumpkin as a Halloween gift, which doesn’t even really count as mine because I have to share it with Auntie Lily, the Queen of Autumn.
Do better.
—Neo
Irresistible
Well, hello there, paparazzi!
You just can’t resist me, can you?
—Neo
Foliage
Little Brother Neo asked me politely to take a closer look at the foliage situation.
I don’t want to break his Voidling heart, but I can confirm that he’s right to be concerned.
We are going to need a LOT of paint, skillfully applied, for this to work as a backdrop to his Inaugural Official Halloween Portrait.
—Apollo
Guard Cat
Behold the lovely Guard Cat…
…emerging from her jungle post.
—Luna
Enough?
I’m up to three jack-o-lanterns for my Inaugural Official Halloween Portrait…
…but I’m worried it’s still not enough.
—Neo
Successful Catting
A successful day of Catting always involves…
…a deep, restorative snooze.
—Apollo
