Daily Feline Wisdom

According to the teachings of my Spiritual Father Darth Vader, you can increase your size and gravitational pull by merging with larger Voids.

I think it’s working! I can feel myself getting bigger and more powerful already.

—Neo

Your chair, Human Mommy? You are mistaken.

This is your Junior Cat Manager’s chair and, no, I will not share.

—Neo

A full day of Birdwatching followed by a restorative nap…

…is a glorious day indeed.

—Luna

Meowza! Just look at all the BIRDIES!

Hmmm…. We may have a new Ornithologist in the making.

—Neo and Luna

The new bouncy, pouncy Voidling is still mercifully contained in his safe room, but it’s only a matter of time until the Humans unleash him upon the household.

I must prepare myself mentally and physically by building up a healthy sleep surplus.

—Lily

I am the picture…

…of contentment.

—Xena

Lovely day for a stroll through the park, isn’t it, Lily?

It most certainly is, Sunny. Spring is in the air!

—Sunny and Lily

Human Mommy’s home office has a marvelous, high tech Tummy Warmer.

No idea what she does with it as it appears much too small for her, but it’s perfect Kitten size.

—Neo

Well, yes, I am posing over here, Human Mommy.

How nice of you to notice and to take my photo to commemorate my magnificence.

—Apollo

The Humans are constantly telling us Doggoes to be gentle with the Baby Meowie.

But is anyone telling little Neo to be gentle with us?

I’m not even sure the Baby Meowie has full control of his Murder Mittens yet, which puts all our noses at risk.

—Stella