Daily Feline Wisdom

Human Mommy often tells me that there’s nothing room on the couch, but I always prove her wrong.

There’s always a spot for me.

—Stella

I’ve got big plans for this weekend.

First on the agenda, BIG snooze!

—Sunny

Check out my back leg extension, Humans!

I’m a Doggy Ballerina!

—Xena

I feel ever so pretty on the pretty bedspread.

Enjoy admiring me, Humans.

—Lily

Don’t worry, Fishy Friends!

Human Daddy is refilling your pond. Only a matter of time until you can swim to the top to chill with me.

—Xena

I made it! I scaled the mighty china cabinet!

I am top of the world and, no, Humans, I have no plans to come down.

—Apollo

We’re not saying that the boys are doing a bad job Guard-Dogging.

We’re just saying that we girls may be more dedicated to the mission.

—Stella and Xena

I’m almost always the Little Spoon when I snuggle with my beloved Stella.

I’m more than okay with this arrangement.

—Sunny

Human Daddy gave me a new collar for the spring hunting… errr… birdwatching season.

Orange is a bold choice, but I think I pull it off admirably.

—Luna

What a grand adventure I’m having! It’s perfect, except I wish Human Daddy would move a little faster.

We would’ve had that last Birdie if he just picked up the pace!

—Apollo