Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

I’m just going for the most innocent of innocent strolls atop the mantel, Human Mommy.

Why do you always assume the worst?

—Apollo

Oh my Meow, I love hanging out with Auntie Luna!

She’s the most impressive, glamorous Ornithologist I’ve ever met.

When she tries to teach me about the finer intricacies of feathers, I sometimes conk out.

It’s all fascinating but it’s a lot of information for a Kitten to absorb, especially right after lunch.

—Neo

Has your Human Mommy ever given you a snack but the snack is so teeny-tiny, itsy-bitsy, that it leaves you even hungrier than before?

Seems to happen to us all the time.

—Apollo and Neo

Meowza, my tail is getting long!

Must be all the delicious, nutritious Kitten food I’m eating.

—Neo

Oh, Big Brother Apollo, the balmy breeze feels so good on my fur and the Birdie dialogue is much easier to hear with the window open.

I agree, Little Neo. Let’s hope the Humans don’t crank up the AC and close our window.

The Humans and the Woofies don’t appreciate the heat the way we Cats do.

—Neo and Apollo

Pizza night, Humans? Yes, please!

Not to complain, but you forgot to give me lunch.

I’m STARVING.

—Cosmo

When it’s extra hot out, Cool Cats know to chill on the kitchen’s tile floor.

The less Cool Humans and Woofies will just have to walk around me.

—Apollo

You have dined, Humans, but I have not.

And it’s been eons since lunch.

—Cosmo

Great Guard Dogs don’t just focus on the outside of the homestead.

We pay attention to the inside, too, particularly what’s going on in the most important room of all, the Kitchen.

—Sunny

I am only a wee Kitten, but I may have already achieved the ultimate tail curl.

I hope it’s not all downhill from here.

—Neo