Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Are you seeing this Human Mommy?! Cosmo just flopped down on the Rainbow Donut next to me without so much as a by-your-leave!

Just because you’re gigantic doesn’t mean you should be rude.

—Neo

Sometimes when the Humans call us for lunch, not everyone shows up.

I take the responsibility of eating the leftover bowl.

I’m a regular food waste Warrior!

—Neo

OMD, Human Mommy, you’re getting up mighty early this morning!

We respect your discipline, but we won’t be joining you.

—Sunny and Xena

I’ll admit it—I may have overdone it on the Catnip-filled eggplant.

Worth it. Totally worth it.

—Apollo

The young Voidling is very proud of his loafing ability, and I don’t want to discourage him…

…but honestly he has nothing on me.

—Lily

The Big Cats say that I’m hogging the blog, as I posted both yesterday and today.

But surely I couldn’t keep my fans waiting for such a magnificent pose as this.

—Neo

Look, Human Mommy! I am loafing and curling my tail simultaneously.

Surely such a splendid pose deserves a tribute in the form of a squeezy tube, some fresh ‘Nip, or even a full can of Kitten food.

—Neo

It’s Friday, Human Mommy, but I have not yet received a single, celebratory Treat.

Fix this.

—Lily

I’m sometimes quite startled to see Apollo in my front yard, as if he hasn’t a care in the world.

Apollo, don’t you remember that we signed a treaty just yesterday, giving me territorial rights to the front and you to the back?

But, Luna, surely we can share, especially given that Human Daddy just filled the front Birdie feeders.

—Luna and Apollo

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

That’s why I gulp mine down so that I have time to push my Big Brother Apollo out of the way to finish off his, too.

I’m a growing Kitten and I need all the calories I can get!

—Neo