Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

I am an extraordinarily handsome Loaf with an incredibly long Tail, posing against a backdrop of autumnal leaves.

The Paparazzi are right to snap my photo.

—Apollo

It’s a lovely day to lounge in the Private-Meowie-and-Doggo-Private-Members-Only Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

You know what would make this even lovelier, Human Daddy?

That’s right, snacks!

—Cosmo

I know we are in possession of 3 jack-o-lanterns but you’ve only put out 2.

You’re holding your phone vertically when I specifically said that I prefer landscape-mode for my debut.

No, just no.

—Neo

To maintain one’s handsomeness, one must groom one’s glossy coat assiduously…

…preferably in concert with a like-minded friend.

—Neo and Apollo

Behold my magnificence on this most sacred of days…

…National Black Cat Appreciation Day!

—Neo

My bed is unencumbered by laundry baskets.

Finally.

—Lily

I thought we were past this, but Big Brother Apollo is back in my pumpkin.

A little help here, Human Mommy?

—Neo

I see you eating a bowl of cereal, Human Mommy.

I’m not interested in cereal, per se…

…but I sure am interested in breakfast.

Wanna hook a Dog up?

—Cosmo

Feeling chilly? Snuggle up with some Woofie heating pads.

They may not smell the best, but they sure are effective.

—Apollo