Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

It’s Tuesday, Humans, and that means…

…that your Biggest Doggo is due a nice, big Tummy Rub!

—Cosmo

Such a sweet little Voidling I am…

…dreaming peacefully of mayhem and mischief.

—Neo

Don’t be greedy, Xena!

There’s plenty of room on Human Daddy for both of us Little Guys.

—Sunny

Lunch was great and all, Humans, but it was also ages ago.

When are we planning on dinner?

—Sunny

When I first arrived in the Homestead, I was very cautious around the Woofies, given their loudness, relative clumsiness, and humongous size.

I quickly learned that the Woofies are pretty chill, especially Uncle Sunny.

Except when there’s a thunderstorm.

—Neo

Sometimes the biggest Doggo needs the biggest bed…

…for the biggest nap.

—Cosmo

As an undeniable Dreamboat, I have to dedicate an enormous amount of time to self-care…

…and also to pondering how handsome I am.

—Apollo

Cosmo, the biggest Woofie, is on the floor, whereas I am enjoying the beloved Rainbow Donut.

This is as it should be.

—Neo

As Human Mommy’s personal trainer, I’ve come to the conclusion that she has no hope of ever catching even the slowest of slow Mousies, no matter how hard she works out.

I still encourage her, though.

Exercise tends to make Human Mommy hungry and if she’s hungry, she’s more likely to go down to the kitchen where the Temptations are stored.

—Apollo

Finished my Upper Paw workout, and I’ve still got some gas left in the tank.

Strongly considering doubling up with my Lower Paws or perhaps some Tail Cardio.

—Apollo