Daily Feline Wisdom

I have happily installed myself in a brand new box, but I see Apollo stretching innocently nearby, maybe too innocently.

I hope he doesn’t plan to challenge me for my box.

If that happens, I will be forced to issue some strong hisses.

—Luna

What in the Cat is this?!

Why did Human Daddy tape all of the kitchen cabinets shut?

It’s going to take forever for me to peel all this tape off.

Most inconvenient!!

—Apollo

Oh what a joy it is to occupy the Rainbow Donut all on my own!

This doesn’t happen very often, so when it does, I make the most of it.

—Cosmo

Ahem, Human Mommy! I have some important requests.

The fact that you have not properly anticipated them and that I am obliged to articulate my desires displeases me greatly.

—Lily

Time to get up from your pre-dinner nap, Human Mommy…

…and give your nap buddy some skritches!

—Sunny

My inky black tail has grown extremely looong.

Not to brag, but it might be even longer than Luna’s lovely, stripy tail.

—Apollo

I’m pretty sure the Woofies are adequately comfortable, Human Mommy.

But no, there is absolutely no room for them on the Rainbow Donut.

—Apollo

As beloved Uncle Darth has trotted over the Rainbow Bridge, it now falls to me as the Tiger Queen and oldest Cat to occupy Human Mommy’s lap in the evening.

Don’t call me the Elder Cat, though. I am in the prime of my Cathood, barely a whisker out of Kittenhood.

—Lily

Trigger Warning: Sad News Post to Follow

Darth Vader’s health has been in rapid decline over the past few weeks. Today he passed away at the ripe old age of 18.

Rest in peace, wonderful panther. We love you so much.

—Jessica

What do you mean that you can’t do your job if I’m sitting on your laptop, Human Mommy?

Doesn’t your job involve problem solving?

So, figure it out.

—Luna