Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Hump Day, you say, Human Mommy?

Good luck clambering over the hump.

In the meantime, we Doggoes will keep the bed nice and warm and furry for you.

—Cosmo, Stella, and Sunny

I am a redoubtable huntress and a celebrated ornithologist, but I am also quite dainty.

Just look at the position of my snowy white paws and the delicate curl of my stripy tail.

—Luna

Please keep swishing your Tail, Big Brother Apollo.

This game is only fun if my prey…

…erm… your Tail keeps moving.

—Neo

Uh-oh!

I seem to have deflated.

—Neo

Today was the best day ever!

Human Daddy put a collar on me, which could only mean one thing.

The door to the outside was officially opening for me!

—Apollo

I’m a Daddy’s Girl.

When Human Daddy goes out, I don’t take a nap or chase the Meowies or ask Human Mommy for treats.

I wait for his return.

—Xena

I’m just going for the most innocent of innocent strolls atop the mantel, Human Mommy.

Why do you always assume the worst?

—Apollo

Oh my Meow, I love hanging out with Auntie Luna!

She’s the most impressive, glamorous Ornithologist I’ve ever met.

When she tries to teach me about the finer intricacies of feathers, I sometimes conk out.

It’s all fascinating but it’s a lot of information for a Kitten to absorb, especially right after lunch.

—Neo

Has your Human Mommy ever given you a snack but the snack is so teeny-tiny, itsy-bitsy, that it leaves you even hungrier than before?

Seems to happen to us all the time.

—Apollo and Neo

Meowza, my tail is getting long!

Must be all the delicious, nutritious Kitten food I’m eating.

—Neo