Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Big Brother Apollo is 100% correct…

…Human Daddy’s chest is the best seat in the house!

—Neo

Being a Big Brother is a BIG responsibility.

I need my Me Time more than ever to chill out and practice my stretches.

—Apollo

Happy Mother’s Day, Human Mommy!

The Pack’s plan to catch you a celebratory Squirrel didn’t exactly pan out…

…so why don’t you join me for a festive snuggle on the sun-warmed grass instead?

—Sunny

The Humans were sad because the Most Sacred Cat remained vacant since Darth Vader transcended his earthly, furry form and trotted across the Rainbow Bridge.

Silly Humans!

They failed to understand that Darth Vader bequeathed his tree to me, Neo, his Spiritual Son.

—Neo

A more beautiful Tabby than me has never been…

…nor ever will be.

—Luna

Human Mommy says I’m a picky eater, which is true, but I hope she’ll be pleased that I’ve made my final food pick.

I will consume nothing but Temptations Purrée from now on, Human Mommy.

Don’t even try giving me anything else.

—Neo

Human Mommy! Human MOMMY!!!

Did no one go over the Rules of the Household during the Voidling’s onboarding?

Lady Cats before Gentlemen Cats, Senior Cats before Junior Kittens…

It’s like the Voidling has no idea how things run around here!

—Lily

It is a lovely thing to toast one’s glossy stripes…

…in the buttery rays of springtime sun.

—Lily

The back-and-forth of the hammock can upset my delicate Canine Tummy…

…but I don’t want anyone else stealing my spot on beloved Human Daddy.

—Xena

Take a snooze or maybe grab a snack? Or maybe snack then snooze?

The options are endless.

—Sunny