Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Ahem, Humans, we are taking time out of our busy schedule to pose for you.

Grab your phones and snap our photo.

—Apollo and Neo

How many times do I have to explain this to you, Human Mommy?

This is my spot now.

If you must engage in your clickety-clackety typing, please find alternate accommodations.

—Neo

It’s much too hot to jaunt about outside…

…but it’s never too hot to lounge on the Rainbow Donut.

—Lily

It truly is a lovely evening to lounge on my favorite bench…

…in my enchanted garden.

—Lily

I’m a Daddy’s Girl, but I also love my Human Mommy…

…particularly her legs, which are making for a most excellent cushion.

—Xena

Did I liberate the hair catcher from the bathtub drain?

Yes, I did, but I don’t feel even a little guilty about it, Human Mommy.

Let’s be honest—this tiny plastic doodad is no match for your head furs and it makes for a good Cat toy.

—Apollo

Uh-oh! Has Human Mommy clogged the drain again with her long furs?

It certainly looks that way, little Neo. Human Mommy should start licking herself clean like a civilized creature.

—Neo and Apollo

But surely you’re not going to displace me, Human Mommy…

…not while I’m engaging in an adorable, upside-down head nap.

—Apollo

We’ve made it over the hump, Humans.

Surely that deserves a meal…

…or at least a hearty snack.

—Cosmo

Look, Human Mommy! I’m doing something creative with my tail.

Enough of that…

My tail is now tired.

Innovation is hard work.

—Neo