Daily Feline Wisdom

When Uncle Darth sits next to me, I must be very still…

…lest he hiss something emotionally hurtful.

–Xena

No, you may not make the bed, Human Mommy.

Can’t you see that we are practicing our Pairs Synchronized Lounging Long Program in preparation for the Olympics?

–Finnegan and Darth Vader

We hope you have a pleasant Sunday…

…full of cuddles and sun puddles.

–Sunny and Xena

Won’t you move, Auntie Amber? My paws are cold and I’d sure like to settle down in front of the fake fire.

No, Xena I will not move. I am your elder and I am a Cat.

–Xena and Amber

Thank Cat it’s Friday!

Treat yourself to a celebratory nap.

–Darth Vader

I’m a Boss.

I occupy a chair befitting my status.

–Luna

There are many ways to loaf, but to execute a classic loaf, you must tuck your paws fully.

Bread doesn’t have feet, after all.

–Lily

The Meowies eat and drink contentedly, while I whither away to fur and bones.

Poor me!

–Cosmo

I am perfection…

…in the form of a loaf.

–Darth Vader

It’s still the weekend, Human Mommy! You can do whatever you want, except for moving your arm.

Please don’t move your arm. I am using it.

–Sunny