Daily Feline Wisdom

I prefer Human Daddy’s shoulders but I can make do with Human Mommy when Human Daddy’s not available.

I’m a versatile shoulder-sitter.

—Apollo

Great minds think alike…

…and sometimes we all think that a cozy snooze is the best option.

—Cosmo, Xena, Sunny, and Apollo

Egyptian pose is the most dignified of all Cat poses.

Doubling the pose doubles the dignity.

—Luna and Apollo

I am most magnificent.

Magnificence such as mine deserves a meal, or at the very least a hearty snack.

—Cosmo

I have happily installed myself in a brand new box, but I see Apollo stretching innocently nearby, maybe too innocently.

I hope he doesn’t plan to challenge me for my box.

If that happens, I will be forced to issue some strong hisses.

—Luna

What in the Cat is this?!

Why did Human Daddy tape all of the kitchen cabinets shut?

It’s going to take forever for me to peel all this tape off.

Most inconvenient!!

—Apollo

Oh what a joy it is to occupy the Rainbow Donut all on my own!

This doesn’t happen very often, so when it does, I make the most of it.

—Cosmo

Ahem, Human Mommy! I have some important requests.

The fact that you have not properly anticipated them and that I am obliged to articulate my desires displeases me greatly.

—Lily

Time to get up from your pre-dinner nap, Human Mommy…

…and give your nap buddy some skritches!

—Sunny

My inky black tail has grown extremely looong.

Not to brag, but it might be even longer than Luna’s lovely, stripy tail.

—Apollo