Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Sometimes a Big Doggo deserves…

…a big nap.

—Cosmo

Human Daddy is cuddling the tiny Baby Meowie and I’m not jealous, not even a little bit.

Well, maybe just a teensy-eensy bit.

—Xena

Surely you’re not going to remove me forcibly from my chair, Human Mommy?

Can’t you see I’m engaged in ultra cute, upside down head napping here?

—Apollo

Do you ever go from your happy-go-lucky self to feeling a sense of impending doom and gloom?

Could be a mood swing…

…or it could be that a tiny dark cloud has installed himself above your head.

—Cosmo

Big Brother Apollo is 100% correct…

…Human Daddy’s chest is the best seat in the house!

—Neo

Being a Big Brother is a BIG responsibility.

I need my Me Time more than ever to chill out and practice my stretches.

—Apollo

Happy Mother’s Day, Human Mommy!

The Pack’s plan to catch you a celebratory Squirrel didn’t exactly pan out…

…so why don’t you join me for a festive snuggle on the sun-warmed grass instead?

—Sunny

The Humans were sad because the Most Sacred Cat remained vacant since Darth Vader transcended his earthly, furry form and trotted across the Rainbow Bridge.

Silly Humans!

They failed to understand that Darth Vader bequeathed his tree to me, Neo, his Spiritual Son.

—Neo

A more beautiful Tabby than me has never been…

…nor ever will be.

—Luna

Human Mommy says I’m a picky eater, which is true, but I hope she’ll be pleased that I’ve made my final food pick.

I will consume nothing but Temptations Purrée from now on, Human Mommy.

Don’t even try giving me anything else.

—Neo