The Humans were sad because the Most Sacred Cat remained vacant since Darth Vader transcended his earthly, furry form and trotted across the Rainbow Bridge.
Silly Humans!
They failed to understand that Darth Vader bequeathed his tree to me, Neo, his Spiritual Son.
—Neo
A more beautiful Tabby than me has never been…
…nor ever will be.
—Luna
Human Mommy says I’m a picky eater, which is true, but I hope she’ll be pleased that I’ve made my final food pick.
I will consume nothing but Temptations Purrée from now on, Human Mommy.
Don’t even try giving me anything else.
—Neo
Human Mommy! Human MOMMY!!!
Did no one go over the Rules of the Household during the Voidling’s onboarding?
Lady Cats before Gentlemen Cats, Senior Cats before Junior Kittens…
It’s like the Voidling has no idea how things run around here!
—Lily
It is a lovely thing to toast one’s glossy stripes…
…in the buttery rays of springtime sun.
—Lily
The back-and-forth of the hammock can upset my delicate Canine Tummy…
…but I don’t want anyone else stealing my spot on beloved Human Daddy.
—Xena
Take a snooze or maybe grab a snack? Or maybe snack then snooze?
The options are endless.
—Sunny
According to the teachings of my Spiritual Father Darth Vader, mastering the Loaf position is key to achieving enlightenment.
Having started my studies so young, I’m sure to become a Guru before I turn one.
—Neo, 2 going on 3 months
You sneezed, not once but twice, and startled your Mini-Loaf.
I trust you have learned your lesson and will not do this again, Human Mommy.
—Neo
Want to chill out with me and binge some Birdie shows, Big Brother Apollo?
Wait, I hear a can opener…
See ya!
—Neo
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 