Daily Feline Wisdom

Yes, I am ignoring you, Human Mommy.

Birdie TV is much more entertaining than your clickety-clackety typing.

–Amber

Oh, what a lovely evening…

…for a refreshing drink…

…in the green, green garden.

–Finnegan

Oh, yeah! Right there… That’s the spot!

Whatever you do, Human Mommy, don’t stop!

–Sunny

In the Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, there is a Cat couch and a Woofie couch…

…and never the twain shall meet.

–Senior Club Member Phelps et. al.

It’s not Tuesday yet, so maybe I should hint at a Tummy Rub, instead of demanding it.

Oh, drat… Human Mommy isn’t getting it!

Tummy Rub NOW!

Please.

–Sunny

On this stormy evening…

…the Watch Cat and the Watch Dog keep watch.

–Darth Vader and Stella

I’m the pretty Princess of the Mountain…

…surrounded by pretty pink flowers.

–Xena

Move!

No you MOVE!

–Finnegan and Luna

SPOILER ALERT: No one moves for a very long time.

How lovely it is to have a stone upon which to perch whilst sating one’s thirst!

Thank you, Human Daddy.

–Darth Vader

Be careful, Humans.

An Apex Predator lurks in the unmown savannah.

–Phelps