Sure, I’ve been spending a lot of time in bed–so much so that the Meowie smell has almost dissipated.
Don’t judge me, though…
I bet if you had a bed as nice as my hot pink one, you’d spend a lot of time in it, too.
–Sunnt
Bed
Tummy Rub
Tummy Rub?
Well thank you, Human Mommy!
–Sunny
Nap
Stressed out? Overwhelmed with work?
A nap is the only logical response.
–Lily
Monday
Monday will never find me…
…if I stay nice and quiet in my hiding spot.
–Sunny
Sunbathing
It’s a fine day to sunbathe, isn’t it Miss Stella?
Well, yes Mr. Sunny. It surely is.
–Sunnt and Stella
Luxury
But of course my life is more luxurious than yours, Humans.
I am the King and you are my servants.
–Phelps
Pounce
Pounce mode activated.
That’s right, Human Mommy.
The only way to deactivate Pounce Mode is to scuttle down to the kitchen to fetch the Ferocious Pouncer some decanted tuna, packed in water, not oil, as we’ve made clear in the past.
–Amber
Change the Channel
This show is boring, Human Daddy.
Can you change the channel please?
Preferably to Animal Planet.
–Xena
Cat Spa
Welcome to the Cat Spa.
Acupuncture-enhanced massages are our specialty.
–Lily
Cool Cat
I’m a Cool Cat.
Are you as cool as me?
No, you can’t be…
Because I’m the coolest.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
