What are you looking at?
Oh, at our magnificence, you say.
By all means, go ahead and keep looking.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Oasis
Cats and Woofies alike are drawn to the backyard oasis on an unseasonably warm, early spring day.
Indoor water lacks the delicious hint of wild goldfish.
–Lily
Big Data
Since the beginning of Feline/Human Cohabitation, we Cats have been collecting data on what you Humans do in the bathroom.
My Human is showering. I must keep track of the time, the water usage, and temperature then run all these data points through a complex equation that proves licking oneself is more efficient and more civilized.
Then I must upload my findings to the North American Feline Meta-Data Human Bathroom Usage Cloud-Based SharePaw Site.
Data analysis is exhausting.
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Contributor
Boss Cat
Are your Humans still here, in your space, disrupting your naps with their clickity-clackity typing?
Do you have to monitor their every move to ensure that they are working and not wasting time on Candy Crush or browsing Amazon?
It’s hard to be the Boss Cat.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Tummy Rub
Ahem, Human Daddy!
I require a tummy rub.
–Cosmo
Ball
It’s Saturday!
And the squeaky ball is mine!
–Xena
Lounging
Stuck inside? Don’t stress…
Learn to lounge like a Cat.
–Lily
Senior Royal
Why you are here, Human, eyeing my bed so coveteously?
You say you are stuck in my palace…
Social distancing, you say…
In that case, kindly distance yourself both socially and physically from my bed.
It is time for the Queen’s mid-morning nap.
–Lexie, Guest Contributor*
*Does your Cat (or Woofie) want to be a Guest Contributor? Send a picture to finneganthekitten@gmail.com.
Stress Relief
Stuck in the house? Feeling stressed out?
Work off your feelings by savaging the nearest stuffie with the Rabbit Kick of Death.
–Jasper, Guest Contributor
Social Distancing Guard Cat
Come no closer, Human! My Humans are Social Distancing.
Oh wait…
That’s you, Human Daddy? My bad…
I didn’t recognize you in that stylish hat.
–Finnegan
