Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Meowza, my tail is getting long!

Must be all the delicious, nutritious Kitten food I’m eating.

—Neo

Oh, Big Brother Apollo, the balmy breeze feels so good on my fur and the Birdie dialogue is much easier to hear with the window open.

I agree, Little Neo. Let’s hope the Humans don’t crank up the AC and close our window.

The Humans and the Woofies don’t appreciate the heat the way we Cats do.

—Neo and Apollo

Pizza night, Humans? Yes, please!

Not to complain, but you forgot to give me lunch.

I’m STARVING.

—Cosmo

When it’s extra hot out, Cool Cats know to chill on the kitchen’s tile floor.

The less Cool Humans and Woofies will just have to walk around me.

—Apollo

You have dined, Humans, but I have not.

And it’s been eons since lunch.

—Cosmo

Great Guard Dogs don’t just focus on the outside of the homestead.

We pay attention to the inside, too, particularly what’s going on in the most important room of all, the Kitchen.

—Sunny

I am only a wee Kitten, but I may have already achieved the ultimate tail curl.

I hope it’s not all downhill from here.

—Neo

Look, a glorious Sun Puddle, Big Brother Apollo!

Yes, Little Neo. Stretch out your Paws and absorb the light.

Photosynthesis will help you grow big and strong like me.

—Neo and Apollo

Your water? Whatever do you mean, Human Mommy?

According to the teachings of my Spiritual Father, Darth Vader, everything in the homestead belongs to me, by right, as the reigning House Panther.

You can keep the coffee, though. I really don’t understand what you Humans see in that dreadful smelling beverage.

—Neo

What do you mean I messed up the cushions on the back of the couch, Human Mommy?

Aren’t they supposed to be like this?

—Stella