Daily Feline Wisdom

Monday, you say, Human Mommy?

If only you were as gorgeous and furry as me, you wouldn’t have to worry about this annoying work thing.

—Lily

Young Apollo can be a lot when he’s bouncing and pouncing around.

But when he crashes, he makes for an excellent Nap Buddy.

—Sunny

Ahem, Human Mommy, there is a toll to come up the stairs.

What’s that? You forgot something downstairs?

Obviously, the toll is also due in reverse.

So pay up if you want to go back down!

—Luna and Apollo

OMC, the kitchen cabinet is mighty disorganized!

I can’t find my Treats for the life of me!

—Apollo

Yes, I am a perfect Loaf.

Don’t even think of slicing me, though. I’m not that kind of loaf.

—Luna

The air smells of spring, glorious spring!

There’s absolutely no better place to enjoy it than on the Private, Members-Only, Cat and Woofie Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

—Luna, et. al.

I used to dislike this drawer because Human Mommy would hide my toys in it and they were very hard to extract.

But I’ve since discovered that I can insert myself in the drawer and it makes for a nice napping cubby.

—Apollo

Raaaaaaaaaaaaa…

…aaaaaaaaaaaaawr!

—Apollo

I’m not sure how I feel about Daylight Savings time.

Wake-up time feels much too early.

On the other paw, Food o’Clock comes a whole hour earlier, which is good because we are STARVING.

—Cosmo

When you love somebody as much as I love Stella…

…you should hold paws with them as often as you can.

—Sunny