Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Well, hello there, paparazzi!

You just can’t resist me, can you?

—Neo

Little Brother Neo asked me politely to take a closer look at the foliage situation.

I don’t want to break his Voidling heart, but I can confirm that he’s right to be concerned.

We are going to need a LOT of paint, skillfully applied, for this to work as a backdrop to his Inaugural Official Halloween Portrait.

—Apollo

Behold the lovely Guard Cat…

…emerging from her jungle post.

—Luna

I’m up to three jack-o-lanterns for my Inaugural Official Halloween Portrait…

…but I’m worried it’s still not enough.

—Neo

A successful day of Catting always involves…

…a deep, restorative snooze.

—Apollo

It’s been ages since my last feeding, Human Mommy.

Crack open a squeezy tube or better yet a whole can of Kitten Food.

I’m still growing, after all.

—Neo

I’m a pretty Puppy Warrior Princess, settling in for a restorative nap.

What’s that, Human Daddy?

Snacks are happening?

Yes, please!

—Xena

We are already a week into my Very Special Month, but the outdoor foliage remains stubbornly green.

This simply won’t do for my Inaugural Official Halloween Portrait, Human Mommy.

I trust you have a plan to fix this, possibly with orange and red paint.

—Neo

Human Mommy just woke up from an afternoon nap and wants to get out of bed.

This cannot happen, of course, as I am using her legs as a cushion.

—Sunny

Nice new carpet, Human Mommy.

Less furry than the last one, but we’ll soon take care of that.

—Apollo