Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

As a young Voidling, I have ever so many napping positions to discover and perfect.

For example, this is a Modified Crescent wth Running Back Paws and Rippling Tail.

—Neo

I am equally at ease among my Feline brethren and the Woofie Pack.

I’m versatile.

—Apollo

It’s Tuesday, Humans, and that means…

…that your Biggest Doggo is due a nice, big Tummy Rub!

—Cosmo

Such a sweet little Voidling I am…

…dreaming peacefully of mayhem and mischief.

—Neo

Don’t be greedy, Xena!

There’s plenty of room on Human Daddy for both of us Little Guys.

—Sunny

Lunch was great and all, Humans, but it was also ages ago.

When are we planning on dinner?

—Sunny

When I first arrived in the Homestead, I was very cautious around the Woofies, given their loudness, relative clumsiness, and humongous size.

I quickly learned that the Woofies are pretty chill, especially Uncle Sunny.

Except when there’s a thunderstorm.

—Neo

Sometimes the biggest Doggo needs the biggest bed…

…for the biggest nap.

—Cosmo

As an undeniable Dreamboat, I have to dedicate an enormous amount of time to self-care…

…and also to pondering how handsome I am.

—Apollo

Cosmo, the biggest Woofie, is on the floor, whereas I am enjoying the beloved Rainbow Donut.

This is as it should be.

—Neo