Daily Feline Wisdom

No, you may not open the door, Human Mommy.

Blocking doors is the divine right of Cats.

–Phelps and Darth Vader

No, you may not carry your laundry downstairs…

…well, at least not for the next 18-hours or so until I have finished my scheduled marathon nap.

–Lily

Before I became the Lion King…

…I was a Lion Princeling.

–Finnegan

My Human Mommy took me to the vet where they removed one of my molars.

I was attached to my molar and even more so to the fur they shaved off my leg to insert the IV.

It’s fine for me to remove my own fur by shedding but shaving is never, ever okay.

Prepare yourself for a long period of cold tail, Human Mommy.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

While others sunbathe lazily…

…the mighty Huntress is on the prowl.

–Luna

On a particularly hot day, a normally dignified black and white boss Cat can momentarily lose his cool…

…and climb up into the park fountain.

Don’t judge me, Humans.

–Phelps

I hereby declare myself King of the Mountain and the Adjacent Flowers.

All hail the King!

–Finnegan

The Third Most Sacred Cat Tree is a nice napping spot…

…but a true connoisseur always opts for the new, big box.

–Lily

Ever feel like someone’s watching you while you’re innocently grazing on the fresh spring grass and clover?

It’s not all in your mind.

Between the Meowies and the cellphone wielding paparazzi, you are under constant surveillance.

–Sunny

Ooh, look at that handsome Doggo!

I bet we’d have a lot of fun playing together!

–Xena