Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Behold my magnificence on this most sacred of days…

…National Black Cat Appreciation Day!

—Neo

My bed is unencumbered by laundry baskets.

Finally.

—Lily

I thought we were past this, but Big Brother Apollo is back in my pumpkin.

A little help here, Human Mommy?

—Neo

I see you eating a bowl of cereal, Human Mommy.

I’m not interested in cereal, per se…

…but I sure am interested in breakfast.

Wanna hook a Dog up?

—Cosmo

Feeling chilly? Snuggle up with some Woofie heating pads.

They may not smell the best, but they sure are effective.

—Apollo

This crackly fire feels so good on my fur on a chilly October night.

Thank Dog it’s fire season!

—Cosmo

I reclaimed my Pumpkin, which is good…

…but my Humans have not yet so much as procured the yellow, red, and orange foliage paint AND I think I may be stuck with only 3 jack-o-lanterns even though I require at least half a dozen for my Inaugural Official Halloween Portrait.

I’m beside myself with worry.

—Neo

The fake news yesterday turned out to be all too true and I was taken to the Vet. That was a bad day.

Today I convinced the Humans that I am fully recovered from my vaccinations and they eventually let me outside, where I promptly scaled a tree.

Today is a better day.

—Apollo

I want to go out and climb trees and chase plump, playful Birdies, but I have heard an ugly rumor that I will be taken to the dreaded V-E-T.

I sincerely hope that this is an example of Fake News.

—Apollo

Hey Birdies! Nothing to fear here! What am I? you ask. Ummm…

Nothing but a new, seasonal solar light Human Daddy put up. Totally safe—you could even perch on me.

—Apollo