Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

As the youngest member of the household, it’s my turn to learn how to build a fire.

Wood, kindling, match…. Okay, got it.

Hopefully, Human Mommy will now hook me up with a Squeezy Purrée, as learning is hard.

—Neo

Halt, stranger! As you can see this homestead is protected by a formidable team of Guard Dogs.

You shall not enter, unless you have Treats.

Do you have Treats?

—Cosmo and Xena

Sure, Neo is a good Loaf for his age, but I have been loafing since before he was born.

Little Bro’s still got a lot to learn from me, the Master Loaf.

—Apollo

It may not be Tuesday, but it is Thursday, which also starts with a “T”…

…so it’s high time for a Tummy Rub!

—Sunny

I am, of course, king of all that I survey, but I am especially King of the Rice…

…given that I am perched atop it.

—Neo

There’s something GREAT in this bin, Little Bro! I can just smell it.

Ooh! Let me help you extract it, Big Brother Apollo.

—Apollo and Neo

Look at us, Humans, all dressed up in our bespoke tuxedos for the evening dinner service.

Now, where is our dinner?

—Apollo and Cosmo

The door curtain is calling me…

…calling me to climb.

Far be it from me to refuse the call of the curtain!

—Neo

You are correct, Human Mommy, this curled tail lounging pose is magnificent, even by my standards.

You are right to snap my photo.

—Apollo

Human Mommy, we both know that you don’t exactly excel in tidiness.

Why, then, does it surprise you that I knock things off the counter when you’re late with our Treats?

—Apollo