The Humans keep the outside doors closed and Luna tells me it’s too cold to practice Ornithology anyway, so I can’t very well hit the town as I planned this Friday night.
So I guess I’ll just have to do the next best thing and prowl around the guest room, which the Humans usually keep inexplicably closed.
—Apollo
No, I’m not bothering Uncle Darth, Human Mommy.
I know that he’s the Elder Cat and that it wouldn’t do to disturb his midday nap.
I’m just giving my back a good stretch.
Why do you always assume the worst?
—Apollo
I’m sorry you have to get up and go to work, Human Mommy!
Don’t feel too bad—I’ll sleep in for the both of us.
—Sunny
Is it still too cold to get outside to practice Ornithology because your Human Mommy has set the outdoor thermostat extra low for reasons known only to herself?
Curl up in a tight, sulky crescent, both to conserve heat and to signal your displeasure.
—Luna
Yes, I know this slipper is a little big on me, but it’s still mine since I’ve claimed it.
Besides, maybe I’ll grow into it.
—Apollo
For reasons known only through herself, Human Mommy has the outside thermostat extra low. This is not nice.
Fortunately, Human Dady makes us lovely, toasty fires. This is very nice indeed.
—Cosmo
I am most beautiful and I know it.
I adorn the hardwood floor better than the most exquisite Persian carpet could.
—Lily
There are many delightful spots to take a nap in my household on a chilly winter day.
I have chosen one of the best ones, curled up next to my Favorite Human’s feet.*
—Apollo
*Just in case there is any confusion about who my favorite Human is, Human Mommy is taking this photo, so these are not her feet.
It’s finally happening!
Beautiful Luna is finally accepting me.
—Apollo
Code red, Human Mommy!! The Kibble bowls are almost empty, except for a few loose Kibbles that we cannot eat because then the bowls would be ENTIRELY EMPTY!!
Initiate Emergency Refill Procedures IMMEDIATELY!!!
—Luna, Darth Vader, and Lily
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