Daily Feline Wisdom

No, Human Mommy, you may not sit in my desk chair to perform your clickety-clackety typing.

Your typing would disturb my nap and your presence on my seat most definitely would.

—Lily

No, Human Mommy, we are not doing nothing.

We are busy chilling.

—Sunny, Stella, Xena, and Cosmo

I’m so long and ever so stretchy…

I’m basically a furry rubber band.

—Apollo

Dogsmas is long past, but we are still enjoying our festive fleece blanket.

Please don’t put it away, Humans!

After all, it’s Dogsmas in our hearts every day of the year.

—Stella

It’s important to read the care instructions before laundering your clothes.

For example, most tuxedos are dry clean only, but mine is lick clean only.

—Apollo

Hello! It’s your friendly Doggo here…

…reminding you that it’s dinner time!

—Cosmo

On the first warm day in a long, long time, we Guard Dogs are out…

…securing the front yard.

—Xena and Cosmo

It’s been a long, cold winter.

Fortunately, it’s also been a winter full of delightful crackly fires.

—Xena

Just like young Apollo, Luna has been struggling to reduce the volume of Human Mommy’s annoyingly percussive clickety-clackety typing.

I have encouraged Luna to take a mental health day so that I can intervene with her struggling employee.

Unlike Luna, I manage with an Iron Paw.

—Lily

I prefer Human Daddy’s shoulders but I can make do with Human Mommy when Human Daddy’s not available.

I’m a versatile shoulder-sitter.

—Apollo