Daily Feline Wisdom

According to the teachings of my Spiritual Father Darth Vader, mastering the Loaf position is key to achieving enlightenment.

Having started my studies so young, I’m sure to become a Guru before I turn one.

—Neo, 2 going on 3 months

You sneezed, not once but twice, and startled your Mini-Loaf.

I trust you have learned your lesson and will not do this again, Human Mommy.

—Neo

Want to chill out with me and binge some Birdie shows, Big Brother Apollo?

Wait, I hear a can opener…

See ya!

—Neo

According to the teachings of my Spiritual Father Darth Vader, you can increase your size and gravitational pull by merging with larger Voids.

I think it’s working! I can feel myself getting bigger and more powerful already.

—Neo

Your chair, Human Mommy? You are mistaken.

This is your Junior Cat Manager’s chair and, no, I will not share.

—Neo

A full day of Birdwatching followed by a restorative nap…

…is a glorious day indeed.

—Luna

Meowza! Just look at all the BIRDIES!

Hmmm…. We may have a new Ornithologist in the making.

—Neo and Luna

The new bouncy, pouncy Voidling is still mercifully contained in his safe room, but it’s only a matter of time until the Humans unleash him upon the household.

I must prepare myself mentally and physically by building up a healthy sleep surplus.

—Lily

I am the picture…

…of contentment.

—Xena

Lovely day for a stroll through the park, isn’t it, Lily?

It most certainly is, Sunny. Spring is in the air!

—Sunny and Lily