Daily Feline Wisdom

Yes, I know this slipper is a little big on me, but it’s still mine since I’ve claimed it.

Besides, maybe I’ll grow into it.

—Apollo

For reasons known only through herself, Human Mommy has the outside thermostat extra low. This is not nice.

Fortunately, Human Dady makes us lovely, toasty fires. This is very nice indeed.

—Cosmo

I am most beautiful and I know it.

I adorn the hardwood floor better than the most exquisite Persian carpet could.

—Lily

There are many delightful spots to take a nap in my household on a chilly winter day.

I have chosen one of the best ones, curled up next to my Favorite Human’s feet.*

—Apollo

*Just in case there is any confusion about who my favorite Human is, Human Mommy is taking this photo, so these are not her feet.

It’s finally happening!

Beautiful Luna is finally accepting me.

—Apollo

Code red, Human Mommy!! The Kibble bowls are almost empty, except for a few loose Kibbles that we cannot eat because then the bowls would be ENTIRELY EMPTY!!

Initiate Emergency Refill Procedures IMMEDIATELY!!!

—Luna, Darth Vader, and Lily

The best part about a snowy day…

…is curling up in a warm spot and binging Birdie TV!

—Lily

There are many ways to pose for the paparazzi.

If you’re a pretty, prim and proper Calico, nothing beats a classic loaf with your front paws and tail curled daintily just so.

—Jelly, Guest Contributor

Yes, Human Mommy, we know there are two full bowls of Kibble behind us, but we don’t feel like Kibble right now.

Kindly fetch us something more appealing like Temptations or Tuna or the hot-smoked Salmon preferred by Louis Catorze.

—Darth Vader and Luna

OMC, I hope Human Daddy tunes in to March Madness!

This basketball thing is absolutely riveting!

—Apollo