OMC! Human Mommy is crocheting with me on her lap.
BEST DAY EVER!
–Sansa, Guest Contributor
Fun with Crafts
Monday
Mondays are rough, Human Mommy.
Maybe giving me some nice ear skritches will make you feel better about stuff.
–Sunny
Kisses
You know I love getting kisses and cuddles from you, Human Daddy…
…but I actually came into the kitchen to see if I could get a bowl of that homemade chicken and rice you prepared for us Dogs.
–Cosmo
Thank you
Thank you for setting this gorgeous, crackly fire, Human Daddy!
I know you made it just for me!
–Xena
Digestive Nap
Oh, breakfast was GOOD! I’d order seconds, but I’m all tuckered out.
I’ll just take a digestive nap until lunch or until I recharge sufficiently to pounce on my Humans, my Cat sister, my Woofie sister, or really anything that moves.
–Sansa, Guest Contributor
Pity the Humans!
You are working, Human Mommy, whereas I am taking a post-breakfast nap.
Pity you’re not a Cat!
–Lily
Pumpkin-less
Look, Humans, I know you aren’t going out much right now, but I consider my Halloween pumpkins to be a necessity.
Surely you don’t expect me to pose for my 2020 Official Halloween Portrait on an orange carryall?!
–Darth Vader
My Pillow
This is my pillow. Being a generous Cat, I sometimes lend it to Human Mommy at night.
But make no mistake–it is mine.
–Amber
Belly Rub
Ahem, Human Daddy!
Whatever you are doing on your phone can wait.
I require a belly rub.
–Sunny
Going Out
I see you have your mask on, you’re carrying your purse, and you’re jangling your keys.
You must be going out.
On a Sunday!
A day when you should be providing a lap for your beloved Cat…
–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
