Daily Feline Wisdom

No, I didn’t take this flip-flop from Human Daddy.

He gave it to me.

–Stella

Yes, Human Mommy, I understand it’s Monday and you have to go to “work.”

What I don’t understand is how that necessitates displacing me from my cushy office chair.

–Phelps

I’m not antisocial.

I’m just not feeling very social right now.

Kindly stop taking my picture, Human Mommy, and let me enjoy some alone time.

–Darth Vader

Oh the joy…

…of a Woofie-less bed!

–Finnegan

Oh, no!

It’s happening again.

I’m melting.

–Lily

I know it’s hot, Papa Cosmo, but haven’t we done enough lounging for one day?

Surely it’s time to play!

–Xena

You failed to pay the stair toll and now you want to saunter down the upstairs hall as if you own the joint.

No.

–Amber, Lily, and Darth Vader

Ahem!

My ears are not going to skritch themselves.

Aaaaah! Much better!

–Sunny

Thank you for finally unrolling my new carpet, Human Daddy.

Please keep the Woofies off my new carpet. It’s mine and they have questionable hygiene practices.

–Lily

After a lively Saturday night of Catting…

…a long Sunday snooze is de riguer.

–Phelps and Amber