It’s extremely important to warmup for your nightly sleep…
…by performing an early evening snooze.
—Sunny
Warmup
Monetization
Ahem, Temptations Corporation! I am a noted Feline Influencer and I am once again influencing my many, many followers to consume your delicious product.
The least you can do is pay me, preferably in Temptations.
—Louis
Options
Phelps can really hog the only acceptable perching stone at the beloved park fountain bar.
Fortunately there are nearby options like the new Sushi vending machine…
…which Human Daddy finally remembered to stock with Fishies.
—Darth Vader
Unobtrusive
Nothing to see here, Birdies. Nothing but a highly unobtrusive gray stone, shading herself under the maple tree.
What’s that, Birdies? You don’t recall there being a stone here yesterday?
Well, you know Human Daddy has been doing a lot of landscaping.
He must have placed the highly unobtrusive gray stone here as a subtle decorative element and as a prime place for Birdies to perch.
—Luna
Happy Friday
Happy Friday, Human Mommy! You made it.
Now do you real job and serve me.
—Darth Vader
3 Stars
Darth Vader is correct. The front yard Sushi vending machine would be MUCH nicer if it were properly stocked.
Still the atmosphere is nice and the beverage service is adequate.
3 out of 5 stars.
—Phelps
Unimpressed
Human Daddy has installed a new Sushi vending machine in our front yard, but he inexplicably forgot to stock it with delectable Fish.
Count me unimpressed.
—Darth Vader
Nothing
Nothing is sometimes…
…the best thing to do.
—Sunny
Consideration
Upon careful consideration, I have decided that I like my new park fountain as much as I liked my old park fountain.
I am still concerned that I was not properly consulted on this change and will be seeking damages.
—Darth Vader
Fire
It’s getting a bit too warm for indoor fires.
Fortunately, that doesn’t mean no fires.
It just means they’ve moved outside.
—Darth Vader
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