The Humans tend to take a pretty passive approach to TV watching.
We Cats engage more actively with the content.
For example, if the Birdies go to the top of the trees, we Cats follow so as not to miss a plot point or a line of dialogue.
—Neo
How did you get on top of Human Daddy’s wardrobe, Apollo?
Why did you do this?
How—I jumped.
Why—I was bored and it was there.
Why these silly questions, Human Mommy?
—Apollo
Who dares disturb me from my early afternoon, bay window nap, with annoying shutter clicks?
Well, don’t just stop now that you’ve started. Make sure that you get my best angle.
—Apollo
What do you mean I remind you of a Meowie, Humans?
Aren’t armrests for all of us?
—Sunny
For reasons known only to themselves, the Humans only feed us reliably during the daylight and evening hours, and almost always forget to feed us in the dead of night.
No wonder the Big Cats say that breakfast’s the most important meal of the day!
—Neo
Watching Birdie TV is always fun, but with Auntie Luna it’s educational, too…
… on account of her being an experienced, celebrated Ornithologist.
—Neo
Some Cats will lounge lazily on the floor and wait for the battery-operated string toy to drop within range.
Others of us are more proactive.
—Neo
There’s nothing so nice as dozing off on a lazy Sunday…
…with a belly full of brunch.
—Sunny
Oh my, Little Neo! You are getting big and your Tail is very long!
Thanks, Auntie Lily! I’m focusing on my nutrition to strengthen my body and lengthen my magnificent Tail.
—Lily and Neo
Ummm…. I think the Apollo may be broken, Human Mommy.
I know Meowies are liquid, but surely this position is plain unnatural.
—Cosmo
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