Thursday’s a workday.
So get at it!
Don’t dare rub my tummy ’til Friday.
–Lily
Happy New Year
Happy New Year!
Please refrain from waking me until the year is not quite so new.
Last night’s Catnip-infused sendoff of 2018 has taken a toll.
–Quicksilver
Sick Bay
We allegedly got into a scuffle with a neighborhood tough guy and now our Humans are keeping us locked in sick bay to recuperate.
We are not pleased.
–Phelps and Finnegan
Panther Puddle
Beware of the hot temperatures, Humans! Your House Panther may melt into a large, tarry puddle, reminiscent of an oil slick.
Don’t fret, Humans! Tuna and catnip will restore your Panther to his solid form.
–Darth Vader
Paid Product Placements
Here at sevencatsandcounting, we are not above paid product placements and sponsorship deals.
The keyword here is “paid.”
Hey, Target, you owe me 10 jars of Smarty Cat Organic Catnip for this post.
–Luna
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