No, I don’t think a Monday-morning breakfast in bed of tuna, fresh cream and a decorative, edible floral arrangement is too much to ask, Human Mommy.
It’s what I deserve.
Yay, it’s Friday!
Time to kick up your heels and/or paws.
I rarely regret my lack of opposable thumbs.
Still, I feel bad that I can’t apply Human Mommy’s makeup in the morning.
Human Mommy tries to do it herself but she needs help.
Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!
Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.
I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.
I sense a Baby Woofie behind me.
I hope I’m wrong.
You’re not wrong, Uncle Darth! I’m right here!
Wanna play chase after I polish off my bully ring?
You have again turned down the outdoor thermostat, Human Mommy?
I am going to ignore you now, more pointedly than usual.
Big Sisters are the best!
They listen to you and give you great advice.
Plus, no one can ever bully you when your Big Sis has your back.
The only thing better than an enormous, squeaky candy cane is…
…an enormous, squeaky candy cane stuffed with delectable, fluffy, foamy snow.
No, you may not rest your gigantic head on my pillow, Human Mommy.
What a strange question!
Why would you even ask?
To become a strong Warrior Princess, you must eat heartily, work out hard, and hydrate.
Hydration is most important.