No, I don’t think a Monday-morning breakfast in bed of tuna, fresh cream and a decorative, edible floral arrangement is too much to ask, Human Mommy.
It’s what I deserve.
–Luna
Yay Friday!
Yay, it’s Friday!
Time to kick up your heels and/or paws.
–Luna
Opposable Thumbs
I rarely regret my lack of opposable thumbs.
Still, I feel bad that I can’t apply Human Mommy’s makeup in the morning.
Human Mommy tries to do it herself but she needs help.
Badly.
–Amber
Chop chop!
Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!
Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.
I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.
–Darth Vader
Puppy
I sense a Baby Woofie behind me.
I hope I’m wrong.
–Darth Vader
You’re not wrong, Uncle Darth! I’m right here!
Wanna play chase after I polish off my bully ring?
–Xena
Outdoor Thermostat
You have again turned down the outdoor thermostat, Human Mommy?
I am going to ignore you now, more pointedly than usual.
–Quicksilver
Big Sisters
Big Sisters are the best!
They listen to you and give you great advice.
Plus, no one can ever bully you when your Big Sis has your back.
–Xena
Candy Cane
The only thing better than an enormous, squeaky candy cane is…
…an enormous, squeaky candy cane stuffed with delectable, fluffy, foamy snow.
–Cosmo
Strange Question
No, you may not rest your gigantic head on my pillow, Human Mommy.
What a strange question!
Why would you even ask?
–Darth Vader
Hydration
To become a strong Warrior Princess, you must eat heartily, work out hard, and hydrate.
Hydration is most important.
–Xena
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