Thursday’s a workday.
So get at it!
Don’t dare rub my tummy ’til Friday.
–Lily
Work night
It’s a work night, Humans.
Why aren’t you in bed yet?
–Luna and Darth Vader
Magnificent
Whether I am ignoring you…
…or acknowledging you…
…I am always magnificent.
–Darth Vader
Treat Shortfall
Uncle Darth, have we run out of treats?!
Yes, Luna, we have.
Let us ignore the Humans more pointedly than usual.
–Darth Vader and Luna
Shadow Panther
Others may not always understand you.
Don’t worry–your Shadow Panther gets you.
–Darth Vader
Got Milk?
Got Milk?
Good for you.
I’ve got Cream.
–Darth Vader
Welcome Home
The Humans appear to have returned home from the mysterious place they call work, Finnegan.
Shall we roust ourselves and greet them?
Nah, that’s the Woofies’ job, Uncle Darth.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Wasted Space
Don’t waste space in your home!
That open space below the entry-way table?
Prime real estate!
Invest in luxury Cat Condos.
–Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Luna
Turndown Service
Be sure to place a fresh sprig of Catnip on my pillow as part of the turndown service, Humans.
Sometimes you forget.
–Darth Vader
Discerning Panther
Given the choice between a clean, freshly made bed…
…and a dirty comforter waiting to be laundered, where does the discerning Panther install himself?
Do you really need to ask?
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 