Thursday’s a workday.
So get at it!
Don’t dare rub my tummy ’til Friday.
–Lily
Nap Options
The tallest, most sacred Cat Tree offers the most comfortable napping options.
It is also the most popular spot.
If you want to nap undisturbed, consider the shorter, second most sacred Cat Tree or even the computer tote.
–Quicksilver and Lily
Enjoy
Enjoy the mysterious place you call work, Humans!
We will enjoy the bed while you’re gone.
–Stella, Xena and Sunny
Work night
It’s a work night, Humans.
Why aren’t you in bed yet?
–Luna and Darth Vader
Welcome Home
The Humans appear to have returned home from the mysterious place they call work, Finnegan.
Shall we roust ourselves and greet them?
Nah, that’s the Woofies’ job, Uncle Darth.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Cuddle
Surely you have time for a cuddle before you get up, Human Mommy.
Surely!
–Luna
Turndown Service
Be sure to place a fresh sprig of Catnip on my pillow as part of the turndown service, Humans.
Sometimes you forget.
–Darth Vader
Monday
It’s Monday again?!
That’s unfortunate for you, Humans.
We Cats simply refrain from observing Monday.
–Lily
Discerning Panther
Given the choice between a clean, freshly made bed…
…and a dirty comforter waiting to be laundered, where does the discerning Panther install himself?
Do you really need to ask?
–Darth Vader
