The Foster Kittens and their Mama are still here, Humama?
Here in my house?
Not cool, Humama…
Not cool at all.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
A Bed?
A bed, you say? For what? A squirrel, a vole or a tiny guinea pig?
Surely you understand that this “bed” is much too small for me.
It makes for an oddly shaped pillow at best.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Curling up
I don’t like you, we have nothing in common, we look not at all alike…
Still… You were curled up on the bed when I arrived for my requisite daily 18-hour snooze.
It just seemed easier to cohabitate than to hiss you out of my space.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Roller Derby
Cool new gear, Humama. Don’t you try and store it in this box.
The box is mine.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
