I hope you don’t have any big plans for Sunday, Human Mommy.
I am personally planning on using your leg as a bolster for as long as I can.
As Cats, we can stretch out anywhere…
…even with a Woofie.
I don’t like you, we have nothing in common, we look not at all alike…
Still… You were curled up on the bed when I arrived for my requisite daily 18-hour snooze.
It just seemed easier to cohabitate than to hiss you out of my space.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
As Cat Princesses, graceful relaxation is an important part of your royal duties.
How else will your sometimes stressed, uptight Human subjects recognize your superiority?
–Luna and Lily
For a relaxing nap, nothing beats the top drawer but any drawer will do in a pinch.
Relaxation, thy name is Cat.
If you knew how to relax even half this well, Humans, your job could be relaxation instead of actual work.
–Finnegan and Phelps
What’s all the fuss about weekends, Humans? If you were a Cat, you would understand that relaxation can happen anytime, anywhere, no special days required.
–Quicksilver and Lily
Ladies, even when you let it all hang out on a Friday Night, don’t allow your tail to flop around willy nilly. Positioning one’s stripy tail gracefully is the key to a great photo.
Try relaxing in a small box while alert Woofies circle you.
It’s not nearly as relaxing as it looks.