Month: September 2022

When you’re not feeling your best, you can be stoic or…

…you can milk it for all it’s worth.

–Xena

You have worked all day, Human Mommy, yet what have you accomplished?

I, on the other Paw, have accomplished much.

–Amber

Little Xena is currently unavailable…

…so I have to rough it with a less desirable chin rest.

–Stella

The warm weather is waning.

Enjoy your final rolls on the sun-kissed grass.

–Cosmo

No offense, Human Mommy, but I think you’ve tortured the data more than long enough this weekend.

If it hasn’t confessed yet, you may need to rethink your technique.

–Lily

No, you may not join us, Human Mommy.

We are already comfortably installed on our bed.

If you were serious about napping, you would have started hours ago.

–Finnegan and Luna

The Humans do not always go for a midnight snack, but when either of them does…

…the Pride also congregates.

Hook us up before yourself, Human Mommy.

We are Apex Predators and we outnumber you.

–Darth Vader, et al

Know what would be nice, Human Mommy?

A Tummy Rub would be very nice.

–Sunny

I have always wanted minions.

Pity they’re all Woofies. I guess you have to work with what’s available.

–Lily

When you go on a date, it’s important to be attuned to any red flags.

For example, my date insisted on a seafood place even though she knows I prefer brisket.

And she’s hogging the shrimp! TBH, I don’t like shrimp–it’s the principle of the thing.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent