Month: April 2023

On a grey, cold day such as today, it’s best to curl up sullenly in your favorite window…

…and wait for your Humans to bring you a tasty treat to lift your spirits.

—Phelps

Not all Queens wear crowns, as they tend to crowd our pointy ears.

Crown or no crown, we command respect and admiration from our adoring subjects, as befits royalty.

—The Queen, Guest Contributor

It’s finally Friday.

Time to snuggle up for the weekend.

—Phelps

The Woofies are much too forgiving!

They haven’t managed to give Human Mommy even a minute of Cold Tail since she returned from her lengthy, unauthorized absence.

—Amber

This Catnip-Stuffed Fish of Apology is nice, Human Mommy…

…but you are most certainly not forgiven for your long, unauthorized absence.

–Lily

No matter what, it’s essential to perform your morning stretch routine…

…to loosen yourself up for a busy day of hunting… erm… ornithology.

–Luna

It’s lovely to merge with Stella…

…in a rainbow-enhanced sun puddle.

–Xena

And now Human Mommy is consorting with Grammy Cat’s Puppy neighbor?!

Fritz, Grammy Cat’s Puppy Neighbor

Unacceptable. Utterly unacceptable.

–Sunny and the Pack

Ever have a good vibe going on your fence…

…only to have it ruined by a Woofy woofing loudly?

–Luna

The ugly rumor was true–Human Mommy did abandon us to visit Grammy Cat. But even worse, she is consorting with OTHER Doggoes.

We are not pleased. Not pleased at all.

–Sunny et al