I ordered my al fresco dinner of wet food and cream ages ago…
When is my order arriving?
When?!
–Darth Vader
What Next?
What next, Sunny? Should we run after the frisbee, a ball, or maybe some Squirrels? Should we wrestle until we are panting and then do some tug or maybe vice versa?
What next?!
Given the heat, sweet Xena, I think a nap should be next on our agenda.
–Xena and Sunny
Work
You are working at work, Humans.
I am working at being cute.
–Xena
Clicky Noise
Do you realize that your camera phone makes a clicky noise everytime you take my photo?
That’s quite rude, especially as I am trying to catch up on my requisite 18+ hours of beauty sleep.
–Lily
Iron Throne II
The Iron Throne is no longer occupied.
Now it is way less enticing.
–Darth Vader
Iron Throne
Sure, I could sit on the couch cushion…
…but I am destined to sit upon the iron–er aluminum–throne.
I am the true King of the Seven Catdoms.*
–Darth Vader
*My Humans have been binge-watching Game of Thrones, in case that wasn’t obvious.
T.D.I.F.
TDIF, Sunny! It’s Friday! We should celebrate…
Ummm…..
Cos, isn’t a good, long nap celebration enough?
–Cosmo and Sunny
Melting
Are you melting in the early summer heat?
Let Nature take its course…
Be the puddle.
–Darth Vader
You kiss…
You kiss me…
…I lick you.
Fair’s fair.
–Xena
Hand
Sometimes you are walking along innocently…
…when you encounter a hand.
Attack Mode Activated
–Phelps
