Human Women can waste a lot of time, money and space accumulating random bottles and tubes and powders to use in their beauty routine. Amateurs…
We Girl Cats know better. All you need to look your best is a sandpaper – like tongue for grooming and exfoliating, a high protein diet for to keep your fur glossy and your muscles toned, and a minimum of 16 hours of beauty sleep per day.
–Amber
When the Woofies are outside, all is right with the world, except for the fact that there are Woofies in it.
–Phelps
Don’t exhaust yourself building up your muscles. Contrary to popular opinion, all the ladies want is a soft furry belly.
Try it out for yourself. Flop on the sidewalk and expose your belly. The ladies will flock to you. Guaranteed.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Worship the sun passionately, but in moderation.
When you are done worshipping, find a nice shady spot to cool off.
–Phelps
No matter how nice the guys are, we ladies need our girl time to recharge.
–Amber and Lily
The Cats told me that Human Mommy likes nothing more than freshly killed gifts.
Sometimes the Cats lie.
Still, the act of killing…er…giving is reward enough in itself.
–Stella
Good posture is essential to beauty. Stretch your spine regularly so that you can saunter about with balletic grace.
–Lily
If your Human Mommy is enjoying a glass or two of vino after a stressful day at the mysterious place she calls “work,” you are well within your rights to request a hit or two of nip.
It’s only fair.
–Phelps
Even kibble makes for a romantic meal if you share it with your soul mate.
–Cosmo and Stella
When you’re grooming yourself, don’t forget to lick your tummy. Ladies swoon over a clean, snowy tummy.
–Finnegan
Daily Feline Wisdom 