Creepy Crawly

I killed the Creepy Crawly, Human Mommy!

I even refrained from eating it so that you could see my good work.

Where’s my reward?

P.S. I accept payment in Tuna (packed in water not oil), Catnip (the fancy organic kind not the supermarket rotgut), Cream (full fat NOT fat free) and bitcoin.


Hair of the Dog

Did you think you could participate in the Meowies’ Friday Night Catnip-fueled celebration because you are much bigger than the Meowies and therefore should have a much higher capacity for the ‘nip?

That was a mistake.

There are not enough hairs on your whole body to make up for last night’s miscalculation.