When you invite over friends…
…be sure to have enough Dog biscuits.
–Xena, Cosmo, Dario, Nola and Stella
Stroke my Tummy
I had maybe too much fun on Saturday, maybe too many Meowgaritas.
A tummy rub might be helpful right now.
If not, I’ll let you know instantly with my claws and teeth.
–Lily
T.D.I.F.
Dog-Diggety-Dog! T.D.I.F.!!
It’s FRIDAY!
–Cosmo
TDIF
Thank Dog it’s Friday!
Time to relax and recharge and let it all hang out.
–Cosmo
Thursday, you say?
It’s Thursday, you say? Interesting…
Wake me up when it’s a fun day, like Friday.
Just not before Happy Hour, please.
A Party Girl needs her beauty sleep.
–Lily
Fireworks vs. Tuna
Happy Fourth of July, Humans!
Instead of celebrating your freedom with a barrage of noisy fireworks, why not open a series of tuna cans for us, the most independent creatures ever, American Cats?
–Finnegan and Quicksilver
Hump Day
Some of us let it all hang out the moment we make it over the hump.
Some of us reserve our excitement for Friday or Thursday at least.
–Phelps
Stalk
Heading out on the town this fine Friday evening?
Wherever you go, whatever you do, don’t walk.
Stalk.
–Phelps
Catnip
Oh, Catnip, my old friend, what have we done this time? More importantly, where are those Woofies? My head is about to burst and I have a hungover crimp in my tail. I need hair of the Woofies, stat.
–Lily
Doppelcatter
Occasionally, when you head out to Friday Night Happy Hour, you encounter your Doppelcatter at the bar.
What’s he doing here, in my favorite bar, also known as the kitchen?
Wash your face–it will help you ignore him.
Stare at him with your laser eyes–eventually he’ll melt.
Either way, don’t let him ruin your evening. You worked…er…napped hard this week. It’s time to party!
–Charlie and Finnegan
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