Going up, Humans? No, you’re not.
I’m relaxing here.
–Darth Vader
You’re home when…
You know you’re home when…
…you can expose your belly fearlessly.
–Sunny
The Stone
I am a grey and white stone, at one with the other stones.
We soak in the rays of the late summer sun.
–Quicksilver
Couch Potato
Couch Potato? How dare you!
I’m on the verge of performing an impressive feat of feline athleticism.
Any moment now…
–Orzo
Demerits
Yet again you have failed to make our bed, Human Mommy.
That will be 5 demerits.
–Lily, Luna, Amber and Quicksilver
What to do?
Pondering what you should do next?
Sometimes the best thing to do is nothing at all.
–Darth Vader
Protect your “Me” Time
Let your body relax, but let everybody know that the couch is yours with your yellow headlamp, laser eyes.
Protect your “Me” time.
–Phelps
Hump Day
Some of us let it all hang out the moment we make it over the hump.
Some of us reserve our excitement for Friday or Thursday at least.
–Phelps
Take a Break
Even tough guys need to take a break sometimes, particularly after they’ve been taken unceremoniously and unjustly to the vet for a totally unnecessary “wellness exam.”
–Phelps
TGIF
Happy Friday, Humans. Tomorrow you can lounge around, just like we Cats do every day of the week.
Just be sure to awaken and tend to us Cats when it is Food o’clock or Play o’clock or I’m-Bored o’clock.
It might be a good idea to tend to the Woofies, too. The noise pollution of untended Woofies disturbs our feline REM sleep.
Also, don’t even think about lounging in our spots. They are our spots. Find your own.
–Phelps
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