Here Birdies! There’s still an inch of seed left. Come and eat!
Don’t mind me!
— Luna
Returns
They’re upgrading your laptops at work, Human Mommy?
You’re worried they might want you to return your old laptop’s case?
Why worry?
The fur we’ve assiduously applied only enhances its value.
–Luna
Anti-gravity Paws
How’d I get up here?
Wouldn’t you like to know, Humans?
–Luna
Graduation
The big door is finally opening for me.
I’m graduating from the Guard Cat Academy!
A thorough patrol is de rigueur.
After that, Guard-Catting closely ressembles lounging, or so says my lieutenant Darth Vader.
–Luna
Hide-and-Seek
It is important to hide all parts of yourself, including your stripy grey tail, during a round of hide-and-seek.
Correct–I am almost invisible.
Incorrect–my tail is showing and the Little Woofie can find my tail.
–Luna
Snow Day
The best part of a snow day?
Bird TV.
–Luna
I’m Perfect
There I was, enjoying a Meowmosa-infused brunch with my Girls when you unexpectedly and unacceptably stuffed me in a tiny prison.
Not cool, Humans!
And then the Vet stuck me and weighed me and inquired if, at 11 pounds, I might be on the pudgy side.
Body-shaming? Seriously?
I’m perfect.
–Luna
Referees
Millenial Cats will quarrel impetuously from time to time.
Such is the nature of youth!
If things get out of paw, though, the referees must step in.
That’s enough, youngsters!
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Yay Friday!
Yay, it’s Friday!
Time to kick up your heels and/or paws.
–Luna
Mandala
My paw is on the center of the mandala and the mandala symbolizes the universe.
I control the universe, obviously.
–Luna
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