Winter is boring, Humans, and it’s cold.
Turn up the heat and entertain us.
–Phelps and Finnegan
Backup
You can stare and even bark at fearsome Meowies.
So long as you have backup.
–Xena
Your chair…
Your chair, Human Mommy?
What nonsense is this?
–Lily
Judges
Are we judging you, Human Mommy?
Well, yes…
But why do you ask?
We’re not judging you more than we usually do.
— Phelps and Finnegan
Mantle
Nothing embellishes a mantle…
…as well as a Cat.
–Lily
Another Tree
Thank you, Humans, for installing another sacred Cat Tree in the bedroom.
The bed can get a bit crowded with the Woofies.
–Lily
Peckish
Treats, PLEASE!
I’m feeling mighty peckish.
–Finnegan
Rank
Someday I will occupy the highest shelf on the Cat Tree.
Someday I will be a 5-Claw General.
–Major Luna
Cave-Size
So what if your cave is too small?
If you can lounge in it and its adjoining terraces comfortably, it’s big enough for you.
–Finnegan
Catland
Lieutenants sometimes fall asleep.
In those cases, it is up to the Generals to defend the Catland.
–General Phelps
