OMC! Human Mommy is crocheting with me on her lap.
BEST DAY EVER!
–Sansa, Guest Contributor
Fun with Crafts
Digestive Nap
Oh, breakfast was GOOD! I’d order seconds, but I’m all tuckered out.
I’ll just take a digestive nap until lunch or until I recharge sufficiently to pounce on my Humans, my Cat sister, my Woofie sister, or really anything that moves.
–Sansa, Guest Contributor
Deep Freeze
Mama Stella! You are blocking the fire!
Little Xena, I have just returned from the Deep Freeze outside.
Give me a moment and, in that moment, remember that I’m bigger and stronger and more experienced than you.
–Xena and Stella
Learning to Loaf
It is important to teach your Kittens the art of loafing at a young age.
Some learn faster than others…
I’m a good loaf, aren’t I Mama Leto?
Yes, Artemis, you are loafing well.
Now, Apollo, do pay attention!
But I’m BORED! Can we play now?
–Leto, Artemis and Apollo, Guest Contributors
Foster
So, Humama, you have decided to foster two Kittens and their Cat Mama?
Huh…
Count me unimpressed.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Kitten
My yellow laser eyes haven’t come in just yet, but I’ll still hypnotize you.
I own you, Human.
–Kitten
How to do Monday
We Cats will wake you up, Humans.
The coffee that used to be in this box will keep you awake.
Hopefully…
–Lily
Bathroom Break
What’s that, Human Mommy? You want to get up to go potty?
You’ll just have to hold it.
–Luna
Cat in a Cave
Sure, I’m a Cat in a Cave, paparazzi. It has decent alliteration, but didn’t you consider why I’m in the cave?
Did it never occur to you that a Cat in a Cave might value his privacy?
–Finnegan
Basically Vegan
I’m basically vegan…
…except for being an obligate carnivore.
–Luna
