It is important to teach your Kittens the art of loafing at a young age.
Some learn faster than others…
I’m a good loaf, aren’t I Mama Leto?
Yes, Artemis, you are loafing well.
Now, Apollo, do pay attention!
But I’m BORED! Can we play now?
–Leto, Artemis and Apollo, Guest Contributors
Don’t feel bad about hitting the Lion’s Head Tavern a wee bit before noon.
Don’t feel bad about squinting your eyes tight shut in order to imitate a leaf, or a loaf, or maybe a leaf loaf.
We all cope with Monday in our own way.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan, aka Leaf Loaf
Tuck everything in, visualize, become the loaf.