Furry Fury

Yes, Human Mommy, my glossy black coat most definitely pops against this autumnal backdrop and the leaves bring out my glowing yellow eyes.

But no, this cannot serve as my 2022 Official Halloween Portrait as it doesn’t include a single seasonal accessory, such as a pumpkin, a ghost, a crow, or even a gourd.

Get it together, Human Mommy.

–Darth Vader