Darth Vader is correct–the new swing Human Daddy installed for us is quite nice.
Given its small size, we expect that the Humans will find other seating arrangements.
Also, our lawsuit is still pending.
Yes, Human Mommy, my glossy black coat most definitely pops against this autumnal backdrop and the leaves bring out my glowing yellow eyes.
But no, this cannot serve as my 2022 Official Halloween Portrait as it doesn’t include a single seasonal accessory, such as a pumpkin, a ghost, a crow, or even a gourd.
Get it together, Human Mommy.
Ahem! I trust you are attending to my dinner, Humans.
I am feeling a bit peckish.
After a spell of cool, rainy October days…
…the sun feels just lovely on my glossy fur.
Professional Toll Collector
Amateur Stair Toll Collectors may find barricades useful in preventing unauthorized ascents and descents.
We professionals, however, achieve impeccable results through the deployment of our laser eyes and the force of our officiousness.
…a cozy October fire.
Not all right…
Human Daddy moved our benches without our permission.
The new swing is all right, but we still plan to litigate.
I love my new loveseat…
…but it’s proven so popular I rarely get a chance to sit on it.
Fortunately, I still have my trusty old bench as a backup.
Of course I fit!
Those who have said or implied that I don’t fit in the hot pink Dog bed…
…are obviously flat out WRONG.