Brief Humans on the need to procure additional treats, finalize Pivot Table illustrating daily treat shortfall, roll in Catnip, schedule licking session with Xena…
It’s Wednesday.
Is your to-do list out of control?
Better nap on it.
–Lily
Happy New Year
Happy New Year!
Please refrain from waking me until the year is not quite so new.
Last night’s Catnip-infused sendoff of 2018 has taken a toll.
–Quicksilver
Sunday Snooze
Nothing beats a Sunday snooze with your love…
…in a sun puddle.
–Sunny and Xena
Turndown Service
Be sure to place a fresh sprig of Catnip on my pillow as part of the turndown service, Humans.
Sometimes you forget.
–Darth Vader
Monday
It’s Monday again?!
That’s unfortunate for you, Humans.
We Cats simply refrain from observing Monday.
–Lily
Wrinkles
My bedspread is wrinkled, Humans!
I fully intend to file a complaint with management…
…right after I wake up from my 8 to 12 hour nap.
–Darth Vader
Cuddle
It’s good to have someone to cuddle…
…on a chilly night.
–Sunny and Xena
TDIF
Thank Dog it’s Friday!
Time to relax and recharge and let it all hang out.
–Cosmo
Panther Puddle
Beware of the hot temperatures, Humans! Your House Panther may melt into a large, tarry puddle, reminiscent of an oil slick.
Don’t fret, Humans! Tuna and catnip will restore your Panther to his solid form.
–Darth Vader
Intimidating?
Intimidating? What do you mean?
We are just two bored Apex Predators watching your every move.
–Lily and Luna
