Human Daddy! HUMAN DADDY!

Why are you looking at your cellphone when you could be looking at me, your Little Bundle of Joy?
–Xena
Human Daddy! HUMAN DADDY!
Why are you looking at your cellphone when you could be looking at me, your Little Bundle of Joy?
–Xena
Human Daddy is out at the market. I hope he remembers to buy Dog treats.
Maybe you should text to remind him, Human Mommy.
–Cosmo
Oh, glorious fire!
You feel so good on my Tortie coat.
–Amber
Two cushions are nice, Humans.
Three cushions would be nicer.
–Phelps
When it’s chilly outside…
…we all benefit from a quality cuddle.
–Luna, Sunny, and Xena
I’m not doubting you, Human Mommy.
This is my normal face when you tell me about your plans.
So I guess I am doubting you, just not more than usual.
–Amber
So you say it’s Tuesday…
How absolutely fascinating for you, Humans.
–Phelps
Take it from an expert.
It’s never too early in the year to start sunbathing.
–Sunny
Some days are about doing stuff.
Sunday isn’t one of those days.
–Cosmo
Sadly, Human Mommy only has one lap.
Fortunately, she has two hands, which is good since more than one handsome, tuxedo-wearing gentleman needs his head skritched.
–Cosmo and Phelps