Hiya Princess Maple Ann! Lots has happened since I last barked at you!
I ate a cushion! I got a brother! He’s shy–his name is Sunny–he lets me take his bully sticks from him and chew on his jowls, but sometimes he growls…
…then I ate another cushion and almost dug a hole to China but Human Mommy told me to stop midway there…
…then there was the time I scared off the Dog in the fireplace, and the time I pinned Papa Cosmo to the as yet uneaten Dog Bed and then and then and then…
Wanna do brunch, Maple Ann? We’ve got a lot of catching up to do!
If I agree to brunch, do you suppose she’ll stop barking?
–Princesses Xena and Maple Ann
This new table cloth is quite nice, Human Mommy.
It will be even nicer once I have furred it.
No going up top.
OMD! The Meowies are serious about the stair toll.
–Amber and Xena
Please throw the Frisbee, Humans.
I’m mostly a meat and potatoes–well maybe not the potatoes unless they are French fries–kind of guy.
Still, even I appreciate a spring greens salad.
I may appear to be napping innocently. Think again…
I am plotting how to get my paws on Finn’s stone circle.
That looks and more importantly smells like a fine al fresco feast of fish.
I presume my invitation was lost in the mail.
One really can’t trust the post office nowadays.
There is no room for you, Human Mommy.
Find your own bench.
There is a Woofie intruder in our Private Members Only Cat Penthouse.
He is getting Woofie cooties all over our fine carpet.
We Cats are reduced to lounging on the hard floor.