Month: April 2019

Hiya Princess Maple Ann! Lots has happened since I last barked at you!

I ate a cushion! I got a brother! He’s shy–his name is Sunny–he lets me take his bully sticks from him and chew on his jowls, but sometimes he growls…

…then I ate another cushion and almost dug a hole to China but Human Mommy told me to stop midway there…

…then there was the time I scared off the Dog in the fireplace, and the time I pinned Papa Cosmo to the as yet uneaten Dog Bed and then and then and then…

Wanna do brunch, Maple Ann? We’ve got a lot of catching up to do!

If I agree to brunch, do you suppose she’ll stop barking?

–Princesses Xena and Maple Ann

This new table cloth is quite nice, Human Mommy.

It will be even nicer once I have furred it.

–Lily

No toll?

No going up top.

OMD! The Meowies are serious about the stair toll.

–Amber and Xena

Please throw the Frisbee, Humans.

PLEASE!

–Cosmo

I’m mostly a meat and potatoes–well maybe not the potatoes unless they are French fries–kind of guy.

Still, even I appreciate a spring greens salad.

–Sunny

I may appear to be napping innocently. Think again…

I am plotting how to get my paws on Finn’s stone circle.

–Luna

That looks and more importantly smells like a fine al fresco feast of fish.

I presume my invitation was lost in the mail.

One really can’t trust the post office nowadays.

–Darth Vader

There is no room for you, Human Mommy.

Find your own bench.

–Darth Vader

There is a Woofie intruder in our Private Members Only Cat Penthouse.

He is getting Woofie cooties all over our fine carpet.

We Cats are reduced to lounging on the hard floor.

–Lily