Month: July 2020

Oh, no!

It’s happening again.

I’m melting.

–Lily

I know it’s hot, Papa Cosmo, but haven’t we done enough lounging for one day?

Surely it’s time to play!

–Xena

You failed to pay the stair toll and now you want to saunter down the upstairs hall as if you own the joint.

No.

–Amber, Lily, and Darth Vader

Ahem!

My ears are not going to skritch themselves.

Aaaaah! Much better!

–Sunny

Thank you for finally unrolling my new carpet, Human Daddy.

Please keep the Woofies off my new carpet. It’s mine and they have questionable hygiene practices.

–Lily

After a lively Saturday night of Catting…

…a long Sunday snooze is de riguer.

–Phelps and Amber

There’s nothing wrong with sleeping in…

…on a Saturday morning.

–Cosmo, Stella, Sunny, and Xena

Are you planning on coming up the stairs with that bulky bin of laundry, Human Mommy?

Please note that we have instituted a freight surcharge on the stair toll.

–Lily and Amber

I’m not sitting pointedly in front of the fridge for my health, Human Mommy.

I’m obviously feeling peckish.

–Darth Vader

Sometimes you may happen upon a confluence of Cats.

Tread very carefully or, better yet, retrace your steps down the stairs.

–Amber, Darth Vader, Luna, and Lily