Month: March 2021

It is mealtime yet brisket has not yet arrived on my table and even if it had arrived, my throne is inexplicably too low to allow me to partake of said brisket.

Unacceptable, utterly unacceptable.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Do you know what day it is?

That’s right, Human Mommy!

It’s Tummy Rub Tuesday!

–Sunny

Monday is what you make of it.

I am making my Monday all about relaxation and potentially tripping the Humans for entertainment.

–Lily

Auntie Amber has generously allowed me to share the Third Most Sacred Cat Tree with her.

But she says I must remain on the lowest perch because she is higher than me, both literally and figuratively.

I am not sure how I feel about this.

–Finnegan

Be careful not to smother Papa Cosmo, Human Daddy!

He’s my favorite chew toy and the best pillow.

–Xena

You know it’s well and truly spring when the Lion’s Head Tavern opens up…

…and the beloved Daffodils are in glorious bloom.

-Phelps

Here pretty Birdie! Wouldn’t you like to come a little closer?

You could perch on the window sill instead of the line…

–Lily

Yet again, Human Mommy is posting our blog late.

What are we paying you for, Human Mommy?

–Darth Vader

Human Daddy remembered to decant our breakfast.

Human Mommy forgot to hit “publish” on our blog.

One point, Human Daddy. Zero points, Human Mommy.

–Amber, Darth Vader, Phelps, and Finnegan*^

Notes

*Lily is absent because she does not care for wet food.

^Luna is absent because she snuck outside with the Woofies.

Warm days call for frequent slurps…

…from the park fountains.

–Finnegan