House Panther or…
…lump of coal?
Either way, I have no plans on getting up this Monday morning.
–Darth Vader
House Panther
My Bed
I love my perfectly Cat-sized hot pink bed!
Question, though…
Why does my Cat bed smell of Woofie?!
–Lily
Moi
Ahem, Human Mommy! Why are you staring at your computer…
…instead of paying attention to moi?
–Amber
Somewhere
Yes, Human Mommy, I understand that it’s the last day of the work week and that you need to sit somewhere to perform your clickety-clackety typing.
Somewhere is NOT here, in my new office chair.
Go sit elsewhere, possibly on the floor.
–Phelps
Stair Toll
The Stair Toll does not discriminate.
It applies to Humans, Woofies, and other Cats alike.
–Amber and Lily
Lunch
Lunchtime? I LOVE lunch!
But wait, Human Daddy… Your plate is EMPTY!
I’m gonna starve!
–Cosmo
Office Chair
Thank you for my new office chair, Human Mommy! Question…
Where are you going to sit?
–Phelps
Sleeping
You Humans go on and on about how we Cats spend an inordinate amount of time sleeping.
Ummmm… Are you seeing this?
–Lily
Lucky
I’m a lucky guy to have Miss Xena in my life.
And I’m a lucky gal to have Mr. Sunny in mine.
–Sunny and Xena
Sun Puddle
The best naps happen…
…in a sun puddle.
–Finnegan
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