Daily Feline Wisdom

I am practicing my Gargoyle pose.

If all goes as planned, cold rain water will eventually shoot out of my mouth and fall on the annoying young interloper.

—Luna

What’s that, Humans? We are out of Temptations?!

This is a crisis. Get yourselves to the market A.S.A.P. and replenish our supply!!

—Luna and Apollo

I have a full belly, a comfy couch, and Human Daddy’s leg to use as a bolster.

It’s going to be a tip-top Saturday!

—Sunny

No, I’m not thinking of pouncing on Uncle Darth, Human Mommy.

I’m just innocently dangling my lanky front legs.

Why do you always assume the worst?

—Apollo

Oh, the toasty fire feels so warm on my silky fur!

I’ll give Human Daddy a thank you cuddle once I’m properly toasted.

—Xena

I’m not going to say that I forgive you for adopting the Bouncy, Pouncy, Not-So-Little-Anymore, Annoying Young Interloper, Humans.

Still, even I am becoming grudgingly accustomed to his antics and it appears we share a common interest in Birdies.

But you’re not forgiven. Not even a little bit.

—Luna

I wasn’t planning on posing for the camera, but Human Mommy told me that I was looking particularly handsome.

So I went ahead and pulled out a fierce pose.

You’re welcome, Human Mommy.

—Apollo

How very dare you, Apollo?

Everyone knows that the uppermost basket on the tallest, most sacred Cat Tree belongs to the Elder Cat!

—Darth Vader

Well looky here…. We’ve got a brand spanking new cardboard box!

I hope Auntie Lily gives me a go in it soon before it loses its new cardboard smell.

—Apollo

I just love it when my Best Meowy Friend hangs out with me!

There are rules, though.

I must not bark, lick Luna’s pearly whiskers, or even make too much eye contact.

—Xena