Daily Feline Wisdom

Young Apollo thought that this new box belonged to him.

In this, as in so many things, Apollo was mistaken.

—Lily

This is my box. I have claimed it and it’s mine.

The Big Cats better keep their paws off.

—Apollo

A good Sunday sun-puddle snooze…

…recharges the mind and body for a productive week.

—Sunny and Stella

Nothing starts off the weekend on the right, contemplative Paw…

…like a Cat yoga session with Auntie Lily.

—Apollo

I know you can’t resist my lovely, snowy Tummy, Humans…

…and you know that I can’t resist clawing your delicate hands to smithereens with my Murder Mittens.

—Lily

Yes, Human Mommy, I am extremely leggy.

I’m basically a Dogtopus.

—Cosmo

Human Mommy! HUMAN MOMMY!!!

The young interloper is interrupting my relaxing, restorative bath!

Do something about this or I will!

—Luna

What do you mean we make a fine matching pair, Human Mommy?!

The young interloper doesn’t resemble me to even the teensiest, eensiest degree!

—Luna

Well, yes, I am posing on my pedestal, Human Mommy.

How nice of you to notice finally.

—Luna

Human Daddy sometimes accuses us of squishing the back cushions on the couch.

Not our fault, Human Daddy!

The couch is obviously defective.

—Sunny, Stella, and Cosmo