Humans can fall into an obsessive pattern of repeating words like “down.” Maybe they have developed an annoying tic? Maybe they are simply confused, as you are obviously “up” on the counter as opposed to “down” on the floor? Either way, it’s no use trying to puzzle out their meaning. Ignoring your humans until they are quiet is the only way to help them.
We all have to visit the Doctor sometimes. If you can, it’s best to go to the Doctor with someone you love and respect who can calm you down during the interminable wait.
Do you fancy the carryall your humans’ guest has deposited carelessly on your counter top? Sit on it. Now it belongs to you.
Don’t worry when your little puppy brother has a play date with another puppy. After they have finished their hyper puppy games, they will pass out. Everyone knows that a sleeping puppy is the best kind.
By the fourth day of being snowed in, severe ennui sets in.
Have you been awake for fifteen minutes or more? If so, it is high time for a nap.
Fight cabin fever by lounging in front of a roaring fire and partaking of a spicy, nip – filled pepper.
Blizzards make for great bird tv.
–Phelps and Lily
It’s okay to abandon your starter box for a bigger, better box when one becomes available. Your original box won’t be sad, as cardboard has no feelings.
You don’t need a palace if you have a comfortable box.