Want to be pretty, Humans?
You must groom yourself more frequently and take more naps.
–Lily and Amber
Do Something!
The Baby Woofie is in my space again, Humans.
Do something!
–Darth Vader
Hump Day
What’s that, Humans? It’s Hump Day?
Yippee for you!
If you were more Cat-like, this wouldn’t be an issue.
You could just snooze through all the weekdays and glide gracefully into the weekend.
–Lily
New Year’s Resolution
What do you mean I’m not keeping up with my 2018 New Year’s Resolution?
I resolved to use the treadmill.
I never specified how I’d use it.
Now go away. You are messing with my napping…er…wellness program.
–Quicksilver
What Not to Wear
You weren’t planning on wearing this sweater today were you, Human Mommy?
Good, I didn’t think so.
–Cosmo
Demerits
Yet again you have failed to make our bed, Human Mommy.
That will be 5 demerits.
–Lily, Luna, Amber and Quicksilver
Too Much Fetch
There’s no such thing as too much fetch!
There is such a thing as just enough fetch to insure that you collapse on the futon to dream of yet more fetch!
–Cosmo
One of these is not like the others…
One of these is not like the others.
Obviously it’s Cosmo.
He makes for a good pillow, but this is Princess nap time.
–Princesses Luna and Stella
Nap Marathon
If you had been serious about straightening out the comforter, Human Mommy…
…you would have done so before our nap marathon commenced.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Pillows
If you are a Woofie, you may need to wait for the Humans to offer you a pillow.
If you’re a Cat, you simply take possession of what’s rightfully yours.
–Amber
