You’re going out wearing that, Humans?
It’s alright… You tried your best, I suppose…
Not all of us have the privilege of being born in a bespoke tux.
–Phelps
Attention to Detail
Curl your tail and your whiskers to match.
Ladies appreciate attention to detail.
–Phelps
Style
Always wear your tuxedo, no matter how hot it gets.
If you melt, at least you’ll be a stylish puddle.
–Phelps
Spring Looks
Oversized boxes are fine for the winter…
…but the spring calls for slimmer looks.
–Luna
Orange is the New Black
I prefer this spot on the bedspread as it enhances my orange fur.
Orange is the new black, after all.
Pffff.. There’s no need for a “new” black.
Black is the one color that never goes out of style.
–Finnegan and Darth Vader
Spies
You are spying on us through the Baby-Woofie Cam, Humans?!
Unacceptable.
P.S. Those shoes on the bed? Not our doing!
P.P.S. It was a Woofie or a Baby Woofie.
P.P.P.S. Don’t believe us? Check your spy-cam footage.
–Luna, Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Lily
What Not to Wear
You weren’t planning on wearing this sweater today were you, Human Mommy?
Good, I didn’t think so.
–Cosmo
Know your Angles
Want to be a Top Cat Model? Know your angles.
I’m handsome in profile.
Three-quarters view is my best look, as it works well with my bone structure and enhances my air of mystery.
–Quicksilver
Wardrobe Mistress
It’s a lot of work being Human Mommy’s Wardrobe Mistress.
I have to pick out Human Mommy’s daily outfits and maintain a glorious sheen of shed fur on all her clothes.
The stuff she leaves in drawers and her maxi dresses are fairly easy to maintain.
To maintain the knee-length skirts, mini-skirts, blazers and hanging blouses, though, you have to be prepared to climb.
–Luna
Teal
Don’t be afraid to experiment with color!
Teal will make your stripes pop like nobody’s business.
–Amber
