You’re going out wearing that, Humans?
It’s alright… You tried your best, I suppose…
Not all of us have the privilege of being born in a bespoke tux.
–Phelps
You’re going out wearing that, Humans?
It’s alright… You tried your best, I suppose…
Not all of us have the privilege of being born in a bespoke tux.
–Phelps
Curl your tail and your whiskers to match.
Ladies appreciate attention to detail.
–Phelps
Always wear your tuxedo, no matter how hot it gets.
If you melt, at least you’ll be a stylish puddle.
–Phelps
Oversized boxes are fine for the winter…
…but the spring calls for slimmer looks.
–Luna
It’s a lot of work being Human Mommy’s Wardrobe Mistress.
I have to pick out Human Mommy’s daily outfits and maintain a glorious sheen of shed fur on all her clothes.
The stuff she leaves in drawers and her maxi dresses are fairly easy to maintain.
To maintain the knee-length skirts, mini-skirts, blazers and hanging blouses, though, you have to be prepared to climb.
–Luna