Oh, breakfast was GOOD! I’d order seconds, but I’m all tuckered out.
I’ll just take a digestive nap until lunch or until I recharge sufficiently to pounce on my Humans, my Cat sister, my Woofie sister, or really anything that moves.
–Sansa, Guest Contributor
Let me out!
Let me out NOW!
I traded Guard Cat shifts with Finnegan.
I earn Tuna-and-a-half for the night shift, so you’d better OPEN THE DOOR!
–Luna
Your chair, Human Mommy?
I think not…
You’d best queue up behind Darth Vader and wait your turn.
–Amber
You’ve been struggling with that spreadsheet for a while now, Human Mommy.
Why don’t you take a break and pause to admire my paws?
–Phelps
Do the furs on the back of your neck ever stand up for no reason?
Are you paranoid?
No, you’re not.
Trust your instincts.
The Meowies are always watching.
–Sunny
There are many,
…marvelous…
…smells to sniff.
It’s my duty to sniff them all.
–Sunny
It’s rude to text when your Cat is starving…
…starving for treats.
–Luna
Hiya! My name is Sunny!
That wasn’t always my name, but Human Daddy says it is my true name because I radiate happiness and light.
I didn’t always have a happy life–I spent a whole year in a cage and then bounced from foster home to foster home.
Finally, I have a real home.
There are Meowies in my home,
…two beautiful Girl Dogs, who are both both super sweet to me,
…an awesome, protective big brother Dog,
…and all the delicious, nutritious food I can eat!
It’s good to be home, really, really good.
–Sunny
Yes, I am the Jungle Queen.
The question is who are you?
–Amber
“Go to sleep, little Xena. It’s naptime.”
“Okay, Papa Cosmo. It will be playtime right after naptime…”
“Right?”
–Cosmo and Xena
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