One of the Meowies perfumed my bed.
I get it, Humans.
No way, no how can you erase that smell.
Still…
You could order me a new bed from Chewy or Amazon or even Costco.
Extra Large, please.
Rush shipping.
–Cosmo
Thursday
Thursday’s a workday.
So get at it!
Don’t dare rub my tummy ’til Friday.
–Lily
Tigress
My bowls are depleted and yet a Tigress stalks.
I hope she is stalking the bowls, albeit nearly empty, instead of me.
–Cosmo
Pillows
Eventually, we all become someone else’s pillow.
–Sunny, Cosmo and Stella
Capacity
The futon is at full capacity, Humans.
Maybe you can find a seat on the floor.
–Cosmo, Xena, Stella and Sunny
Bedtime
Isn’t it about time to turn off the TV and go to bed, Humans?
We’ve got an early round of Squirrel-Chase scheduled, and you have to wake up on time to go to the mysterious place you call work.
–Cosmo and Sunny
Treats!
Oh my Dog, Papa Cosmo!
Those Meowie Treats smell good!
They sure do, Little Xena, but beware…
Human Mommy says we’ll turn into Meowies if we eat their treats…
And Human Daddy will be mighty cross.
–Xena and Cosmo
Father/Daughter Bonding
Nothing beats bonding with your beloved Papa Dog…
…over delicious, stinky bully sticks!
–Xena
Self-Serve
Human Daddy…
Human DADDY!
The Meowies are helping themselves to MY dinner!
–Cosmo
Snow!
Nothing is quite so glorious as…
…galloping through the snow with your brother!
–Cosmo and Sunny
Daily Feline Wisdom 