This Netflix show is exciting, Humans…
…but it’s also a bit scary.
I hope it won’t give me nightmares.
–Xena
Who’s that Doggy?
Who’s that Doggy on the TV?
He’s not nearly as cute as me!
–Xena
Bedtime
Isn’t it about time to turn off the TV and go to bed, Humans?
We’ve got an early round of Squirrel-Chase scheduled, and you have to wake up on time to go to the mysterious place you call work.
–Cosmo and Sunny
TV
We Cats sometimes snooze off watching Bird TV…
…especially if there are only Finch reruns on.
–Lily
Never lose control
Never lose control of the remote control!
Seriously, how much Meowie daytime programming can a little Puppy handle?
–Xena
Pass the Remote
Pass the remote, Humans.
Bird TV is stuck on the Finch channel.
But I want to watch the Cardinals.
–Lily
Couch Potato
Couch Potato? How dare you!
I’m on the verge of performing an impressive feat of feline athleticism.
Any moment now…
–Orzo
RoommatesÂ
Living with roommates is no easy thing. For example, sometimes your roomie will want to munch on something super stinky on the couch while you’re trying to watch TV.
Eeeewww, Cosmo, really? I’d move but I was here first.
What’s the matter, Darth? Bully Sticks smell AMAZING! I’ll share it with you if you want.
–Darth Vader and Cosmo
Power Corrupts
Power corrupts but absolute power controls the remote control absolutely.
–Luna
Home Theaters
Depending on your cable or satellite service, you may no longer require a DVD or Blu-ray player to get the best in home entertainment.
Replace the old, clunky players with a modern, sleek Catbox.
He may not play anything, per se, but his glare will let you know that what you’re watching isn’t cool.
–Darth Vader
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