Are you seriously considering vacuuming, Human Mommy, thereby interrupting my morning yoga routine?
Kindly reconsider.
–Lily
Pass the Remote
Pass the remote, Humans.
Bird TV is stuck on the Finch channel.
But I want to watch the Cardinals.
–Lily
Toll Collector
So you want to go up the stairs, Humans?
There’s a toll.
–Lily
Throne
What’s the difference between a chair and a throne?
If a Princess is sitting on it, it’s a throne.
Otherwise, it’s a mere chair.
–Lily
Can you resist?
I betcha want to rub my tummy.
I can’t blame you. My tummy is irresistible.
Rub at your own risk.
Remember, even a sleepy Cat can deploy her Murder Mittens faster than a wide-awake Human can retract her hand.
–Lily
Daylight Savings Time
Daylight Savings Time doesn’t mean that Wake-Up Time comes an hour earlier.
We Cats wake up if and when we please.
–Lily and Finnegan
Hump Day
What’s that, Humans? It’s Hump Day?
Yippee for you!
If you were more Cat-like, this wouldn’t be an issue.
You could just snooze through all the weekdays and glide gracefully into the weekend.
–Lily
Wake-up Call
Half past noon you say, Humans?
Why on earth are you disturbing me at such an early hour?
Please go away.
I need to sleep off multiple Meowgaritas.
–Lily
Bonding
Just like Human Ladies visit the nail salon with friends to bond and chill out…
…we Lady Cats give each other pawdicures.
–Luna
Demerits
Yet again you have failed to make our bed, Human Mommy.
That will be 5 demerits.
–Lily, Luna, Amber and Quicksilver
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