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Daily wisdom: Don’t dress up your cat for Halloween. We don’t like that, we really, REALLY do NOT.*
It’s perfectly all right to dress up like us, though. Even if you don’t get it quite right, we appreciate the effort.
*Unless we do. Some cats like dressing up. Ask your kitty to be sure.
There’s nothing wrong with settling in for a nap right after you’ve woken up in the morning.
–Lily
Did your previous humans inhumanely remove your front claws when you were but a kitten because they loved their sectional more than you? Bygones. Scratching is still a great stress-reliever, claws or no claws.
–Charlie
An aesthete positions his body artfully both in sleep and in wakefulness.
–Quicksilver
Happy Black Cat Day! Stroke a glossy, glorious house panther today to show your appreciation.
–Darth Vader
Just as girls need their beauty sleep, guys need their handsomeness sleep.
–Phelps
Did you accidentally roll off the otoman while posing for photos? Don’t be embarrassed–just pull yourself back up.
–Lily
Do you wish that your body were longer? Start lengthening yourself with regular stretches.
–Quicksilver
If you are very hungry in the morning, you may want to gallop at full speed downstairs to the kitchen. It is, however, better to wait on the landing and stare at your human. There’s no point in arriving in the kitchen without an opposable thumbed human in tow.
–Amber, Finnegan and Darth Vader
No need to say “I love you.” Simply sit on the people you love and dig your claws into their flesh.
–Phelps
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