If you sit on a counter top and look cute/starved long enough, delicacies will eventually find their way to your mouth. Such is the way of the universe.
–Quicksilver and Lily
Beauty treatments don’t have to cost a lot to be effective. For example, rolling around on a sunny bed of mulch and leaves does wonders for your fur and helps you work out any kinks in your spine and tail.
It’s nice to be covered in glossy fur that never requires ironing.
Being a gentleman means letting ladies drink first from the water faucet. While you are waiting, be sure to enjoy the view.
Did you hit the catnip a little too hard last night? It’s all right to stay in bed until noon.
Happy Friday! Pamper yourself with a thorough grooming this evening before heading out on the town.
It’s grand to sit in a cardboard box. It’s grander still to sit in a cardboard box by a roaring fire.
Have cardboard boxes become boring? Try curling up in a basket instead.
It is important to take inventory of your foodstuffs regularly.
Nothing says “I love you” like a lap cuddle.