What do you mean this looks like a feeding frenzy, Human Daddy?
We are being methodical and orderly in the consumption of our treats.
–Cosmo, Stella and Xena
Squeaky Balls
What is it with Woofies and squeaky balls?
Doesn’t the noise pollution affect their ears the way it does our delicate Feline ears?
–Luna
Chair
I’ve got the chair. The Woofie’s got the floor.
All’s right with the world, except for there being Woofies in it.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Real Estate
Amazon =
Biggest purveyor of Cat real estate.
–Lily
Again?!
It’s happening again!
Why is it happening again?!
–Darth Vader
Good Smells
There are good smells up top and good smells down below.
When you’ve got a good Sniffer, there are good smells everywhere!
–Cosmo and Xena
Hump Day
Hump Day, is it?
Where is the saucer of cream I ordered?
How do you expect me to make it over the hump without proper refreshments?
–Lily
Jealous
Don’t be jealous, Human Mommy.
I’m sure Human Daddy loves you almost as much as he loves me.
–Amber
Comfy…
This is comfortable for you, right, Human Daddy?
Good! I thought you needed a lap cuddle.
–Cosmo
Why Woofies?
Why’d you get the Woofies, Humans?
I know it’s been nearly 3 years, but I still haven’t figured it out.
Why Woofies?!
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 