No matter what you are eating…
…a fresh, cool saucer of cream will pair perfectly with your food.
–Luna
Got Milk?
Got Milk?
Good for you.
I’ve got Cream.
–Darth Vader
Perfect Sunday
Nothing is better than a piping hot cup of coffee shared with your favorite male grey and white Cat on his fabulous new deck.
Now where’s that saucer of cream I ordered?
–Quicksilver
Hump Day
Hump Day, is it?
Where is the saucer of cream I ordered?
How do you expect me to make it over the hump without proper refreshments?
–Lily
Beverage Pairing
A fine tuna meal requires a fine drink.
Water will do but nothing complements tuna like cream.
–Luna
But that is my cream!
–Lily
Creepy Crawly
I killed the Creepy Crawly, Human Mommy!
I even refrained from eating it so that you could see my good work.
Where’s my reward?
P.S. I accept payment in Tuna (packed in water not oil), Catnip (the fancy organic kind not the supermarket rotgut), Cream (full fat NOT fat free) and bitcoin.
–Luna
Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day! Get your sweetheart something she’ll appreciate like a catnip mouse or a bowl of cool, fresh cream.
–Lily
Intensity
The more intense your morning greeting, the more likely you are to receive a breakfast saucer of cool, fresh cream.
–Lily
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