Nothing is better than a piping hot cup of coffee shared with your favorite male grey and white Cat on his fabulous new deck.
Now where’s that saucer of cream I ordered?
Hump Day, is it?
Where is the saucer of cream I ordered?
How do you expect me to make it over the hump without proper refreshments?
A fine tuna meal requires a fine drink.
Water will do but nothing complements tuna like cream.
But that is my cream!
I killed the Creepy Crawly, Human Mommy!
I even refrained from eating it so that you could see my good work.
Where’s my reward?
P.S. I accept payment in Tuna (packed in water not oil), Catnip (the fancy organic kind not the supermarket rotgut), Cream (full fat NOT fat free) and bitcoin.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Get your sweetheart something she’ll appreciate like a catnip mouse or a bowl of cool, fresh cream.
The more intense your morning greeting, the more likely you are to receive a breakfast saucer of cool, fresh cream.