As a newly appointed Stair Toll Collector, I am quickly learning that my position is only slightly about collecting the Toll.
It’s mostly about inconveniencing the resident Woofie and sometimes my Humans.
–Arya, Guest Contributor
One of these is not like the others…
No, it’s not me, Humans. Don’t be speciesist!
It’s obviously Sunny, the only Ginger of the pack.
–Darth Vader
I am a Lion on important Lion business.
No, I will not look at the camera. I am busy being a Lion who’s ignoring you.
–Finnegan
Oh, breakfast was GOOD! I’d order seconds, but I’m all tuckered out.
I’ll just take a digestive nap until lunch or until I recharge sufficiently to pounce on my Humans, my Cat sister, my Woofie sister, or really anything that moves.
–Sansa, Guest Contributor
Yes, Human Mommy, I understand that it’s the last day of the work week and that you need to sit somewhere to perform your clickety-clackety typing.
Somewhere is NOT here, in my new office chair.
Go sit elsewhere, possibly on the floor.
–Phelps
Your chair, Human Mommy? Do its golden stripes complement your fur… er… hair just so?
No, I thought not.
Leave the chair to me as it suits me well.
–Finnegan
To swim or not to swim…
That is the question.
–Cosmo
Let me out!
Let me out NOW!
I traded Guard Cat shifts with Finnegan.
I earn Tuna-and-a-half for the night shift, so you’d better OPEN THE DOOR!
–Luna
This is a napping spot…
…fit for a Jungle Princess.
–Luna
What a joy it is…
…to roll around on sunbaked stone.
–Darth Vader
