Yes, Human Mommy, I understand that it’s the last day of the work week and that you need to sit somewhere to perform your clickety-clackety typing.
Somewhere is NOT here, in my new office chair.
Go sit elsewhere, possibly on the floor.
–Phelps
Your chair, Human Mommy? Do its golden stripes complement your fur… er… hair just so?
No, I thought not.
Leave the chair to me as it suits me well.
–Finnegan
To swim or not to swim…
That is the question.
–Cosmo
Let me out!
Let me out NOW!
I traded Guard Cat shifts with Finnegan.
I earn Tuna-and-a-half for the night shift, so you’d better OPEN THE DOOR!
–Luna
This is a napping spot…
…fit for a Jungle Princess.
–Luna
What a joy it is…
…to roll around on sunbaked stone.
–Darth Vader
Why you are here, Human, eyeing my bed so coveteously?
You say you are stuck in my palace…
Social distancing, you say…
In that case, kindly distance yourself both socially and physically from my bed.
It is time for the Queen’s mid-morning nap.
–Lexie, Guest Contributor*
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All you Humans are going on and on about the importance of not touching your faces.
Question: If it’s so important, why aren’t you all wearing cones?!
–Louis Catorze, Guest Contributor
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Check out Louis Catorze’s iamthesunking blog.
Does your Cat want to be a Guest Contributor? Send your Cat’s picture to finneganthekitten@gmail.com.
It’s still a bit too nippy to take a long nap in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
I can handle a short, tightly coiled nap, though. I’ll dream of the early spring the groundhog promised.
–Finnegan
Why are you wasting time taking my photo, Human Mommy?
I know that this Tupperware contains fresh baked, organic chicken tenders.
Hurry up and open it before I succumb to starvation.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
