Why you are here, Human, eyeing my bed so coveteously?
You say you are stuck in my palace…
Social distancing, you say…
In that case, kindly distance yourself both socially and physically from my bed.
It is time for the Queen’s mid-morning nap.
–Lexie, Guest Contributor*
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All you Humans are going on and on about the importance of not touching your faces.
Question: If it’s so important, why aren’t you all wearing cones?!
–Louis Catorze, Guest Contributor
Check out Louis Catorze’s iamthesunking blog.
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It’s still a bit too nippy to take a long nap in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
I can handle a short, tightly coiled nap, though. I’ll dream of the early spring the groundhog promised.
Why are you wasting time taking my photo, Human Mommy?
I know that this Tupperware contains fresh baked, organic chicken tenders.
Hurry up and open it before I succumb to starvation.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
No, I am not an expensive new carpet.
I am your glorious House Lion.
Be careful not to step on me.
That’s my window box, Lily. Kindly unbox yourself.
Haven’t you ever heard that possession is nine-tenths of the law, Luna?
The fact that I’m a Queen and you’re a mere Princess makes up for the other tenth.
Don’t make me late for my mid-morning nap.
–Luna and Lily
Waking up is overrated…
…particularly on a Sunday.
When the resistance is not enough and the perfectly furred sheets are ripped from your bed…
Refur with all your might!
Sometimes the Humans will feel compelled to change the perfectly furred sheets on your bed.
Resist with all your might.
- Install a window box in a full sun location
- Douse window box generously with Catnip
- Wait for Cat to appear
IMPORTANT: DO NOT WATER CAT FUR. DO NOT SPRITZ CAT WITH SPRAY BOTTLE. CAT IS NOT A PLANT.