The lighting is all wrong.
I’m simply not in the mood.
And yet…
I can’t take a bad picture.
–Amber
Self-Serve
Human Daddy…
Human DADDY!
The Meowies are helping themselves to MY dinner!
–Cosmo
To-Do List
Brief Humans on the need to procure additional treats, finalize Pivot Table illustrating daily treat shortfall, roll in Catnip, schedule licking session with Xena…
It’s Wednesday.
Is your to-do list out of control?
Better nap on it.
–Lily
Jungle Cat
While I appreciate the vines, I continue to hope that a tropical Birdie will appear.
Here cuckoos, here parrots, here canaries! Nothing to fear here…
–Luna
Stretching Out
I understand the urge to stretch out after dinner, Cosmo…
But could you be careful not to thwack my face with one of your enormous back paws?
–Sunny
Cuddle Time
I love cuddle time, Papa Cosmo…
…almost as much as I love ear-gnaw time because I haven’t finished teething yet…
…and maybe I never will!
–Xena
Treat Shortfall
Uncle Darth, have we run out of treats?!
Yes, Luna, we have.
Let us ignore the Humans more pointedly than usual.
–Darth Vader and Luna
What about us?
You’re loving on Finnegan, Human Daddy.
What about us?
–Cosmo, Xena and Stella
Fresh Sheets
Oh the feel and smell of…
…fresh, clean sheets!
We must work hard at re-furring them!
–Mildred and Tucker Jr., Guest Contributors
Shadow Panther
Others may not always understand you.
Don’t worry–your Shadow Panther gets you.
–Darth Vader
