Monday again?
I’m not in the mood.
–Darth Vader
Reservation System
We really do need a reservation system for Human Daddy’s lap.
Wait times are out of control.
–Quicksilver, Cosmo, Xena, and Sunny
Catching Up
Are the annoying booms, bangs, and pops well and truly over?
Good. Wake me for dinner but not before.
I have hours of sleep to catch up on.
–Quicksilver
Relaxing
Going up, Humans? No, you’re not.
I’m relaxing here.
–Darth Vader
Apex Predator
The Apex Predator is ignoring you.
You may survive if you de-can her breakfast promptly.
–Amber
Friday Casual
It’s Friday.
You can wear jeans to work.
We can lounge on the stairs.
The stair toll is still due.
–Lily
When
I ordered my al fresco dinner of wet food and cream ages ago…
When is my order arriving?
When?!
–Darth Vader
What Next?
What next, Sunny? Should we run after the frisbee, a ball, or maybe some Squirrels? Should we wrestle until we are panting and then do some tug or maybe vice versa?
What next?!
Given the heat, sweet Xena, I think a nap should be next on our agenda.
–Xena and Sunny
Clicky Noise
Do you realize that your camera phone makes a clicky noise everytime you take my photo?
That’s quite rude, especially as I am trying to catch up on my requisite 18+ hours of beauty sleep.
–Lily
Iron Throne II
The Iron Throne is no longer occupied.
Now it is way less enticing.
–Darth Vader
