I am a Lion on important Lion business.

No, I will not look at the camera. I am busy being a Lion who’s ignoring you.
–Finnegan
I am a Lion on important Lion business.
No, I will not look at the camera. I am busy being a Lion who’s ignoring you.
–Finnegan
Oh, breakfast was GOOD! I’d order seconds, but I’m all tuckered out.
I’ll just take a digestive nap until lunch or until I recharge sufficiently to pounce on my Humans, my Cat sister, my Woofie sister, or really anything that moves.
–Sansa, Guest Contributor
Yes, Human Mommy, I understand that it’s the last day of the work week and that you need to sit somewhere to perform your clickety-clackety typing.
Somewhere is NOT here, in my new office chair.
Go sit elsewhere, possibly on the floor.
–Phelps
Your chair, Human Mommy? Do its golden stripes complement your fur… er… hair just so?
No, I thought not.
Leave the chair to me as it suits me well.
–Finnegan
To swim or not to swim…
That is the question.
–Cosmo
Let me out!
Let me out NOW!
I traded Guard Cat shifts with Finnegan.
I earn Tuna-and-a-half for the night shift, so you’d better OPEN THE DOOR!
–Luna
This is a napping spot…
…fit for a Jungle Princess.
–Luna
What a joy it is…
…to roll around on sunbaked stone.
–Darth Vader
Why you are here, Human, eyeing my bed so coveteously?
You say you are stuck in my palace…
Social distancing, you say…
In that case, kindly distance yourself both socially and physically from my bed.
It is time for the Queen’s mid-morning nap.
–Lexie, Guest Contributor*
*Does your Cat (or Woofie) want to be a Guest Contributor? Send a picture to finneganthekitten@gmail.com.
All you Humans are going on and on about the importance of not touching your faces.
Question: If it’s so important, why aren’t you all wearing cones?!
–Louis Catorze, Guest Contributor
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Check out Louis Catorze’s iamthesunking blog.
Does your Cat want to be a Guest Contributor? Send your Cat’s picture to finneganthekitten@gmail.com.