To swim or not to swim…
That is the question.
–Cosmo
To swim…
Let me OUT!
Let me out!
Let me out NOW!
I traded Guard Cat shifts with Finnegan.
I earn Tuna-and-a-half for the night shift, so you’d better OPEN THE DOOR!
–Luna
Napping Spot
This is a napping spot…
…fit for a Jungle Princess.
–Luna
Joy
What a joy it is…
…to roll around on sunbaked stone.
–Darth Vader
Senior Royal
Why you are here, Human, eyeing my bed so coveteously?
You say you are stuck in my palace…
Social distancing, you say…
In that case, kindly distance yourself both socially and physically from my bed.
It is time for the Queen’s mid-morning nap.
–Lexie, Guest Contributor*
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Ne touche pas!
All you Humans are going on and on about the importance of not touching your faces.
Question: If it’s so important, why aren’t you all wearing cones?!
–Louis Catorze, Guest Contributor
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Dreaming of Spring
It’s still a bit too nippy to take a long nap in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
I can handle a short, tightly coiled nap, though. I’ll dream of the early spring the groundhog promised.
–Finnegan
Hurry up!
Why are you wasting time taking my photo, Human Mommy?
I know that this Tupperware contains fresh baked, organic chicken tenders.
Hurry up and open it before I succumb to starvation.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
Not a Carpet
No, I am not an expensive new carpet.
I am your glorious House Lion.
Be careful not to step on me.
–Finnegan
Ownership
That’s my window box, Lily. Kindly unbox yourself.
Haven’t you ever heard that possession is nine-tenths of the law, Luna?
The fact that I’m a Queen and you’re a mere Princess makes up for the other tenth.
Now, shoo.
Don’t make me late for my mid-morning nap.
–Luna and Lily
