A romantic evening*…
…starts with drinks at the big Woofie water bowl.
–Finnegan and Luna
*It’s official–Finnegan and Luna are dating. How do we know? Luna recently invited Finn to share a fresh kill with her. Think “Lady and the Tramp” minus the spaghetti.
Winter is boring, Humans, and it’s cold.
Turn up the heat and entertain us.
–Phelps and Finnegan
Indulging in a midnight snack, Humans?
Your snack will taste better if you share it with me…
…and me.
–Lily and Sunny
Head skritches or spreadsheets?
Head skritches. Always.
–Lily
Effective supervisors aren’t always alert…
…but we are always higher than you.
–Lily
Human Daddy repositioned my credenza.
I am still assessing whether…
…or not…
…I approve.
–Finnegan
Yoo-hoo! Half Moon! Why are you hiding in your cave?
You aren’t being very sociable tonight.
–Luna
No matter what you are eating…
…a fresh, cool saucer of cream will pair perfectly with your food.
–Luna
I hereby declare this cardboard box and its contents mine.
All mine.
–Luna
You Humans iron your clothes when you want to look particularly sharp.
We Cats lick our fur.
Licking is more effective than ironing.
–Lily
