Wanna Play, Uncle Darth?
No, I do not, Little Xena.
Woof!
Hisssssssssss…
Woof…
HISSSSSSS…
WOOF…
Break it up you two!
–Xena, Darth Vader and Cosmo
Unacceptable Behavior
I’m on your lap, Human Daddy, BUT…
…you are petting the Woofie.
Your behavior is unacceptable.
–Amber
To swipe or not to swipe
To swipe or not to swipe the Woofie’s nose with a dagger-filled paw, that is the question.
–Luna
My nose isn’t bleeding, yet. I knew I was growing on her!
–Cosmo
Sleeping with Woofies
It is not ideal to sleep with Woofies, but it is tolerable, provided they leave you the pillows.
–Amber
