What’s not to smile about?
Wanna Play, Uncle Darth?
No, I do not, Little Xena.
Break it up you two!
–Xena, Darth Vader and Cosmo
I’m on your lap, Human Daddy, BUT…
…you are petting the Woofie.
Your behavior is unacceptable.
To swipe or not to swipe the Woofie’s nose with a dagger-filled paw, that is the question.
My nose isn’t bleeding, yet. I knew I was growing on her!
It is not ideal to sleep with Woofies, but it is tolerable, provided they leave you the pillows.