As a Scent Hound, sometimes you have to give in and take a good, deep whiff of Meowie butt.
The Meowie’s Murder Mitten slamming down on your pretty Puppy nose is going to hurt.
Worth it. Totally worth it.
My Cat Tree is great for cardio, for strength work, for claw-sharpening and for naps.
Maybe if your exercise equipment included napping options, you Humans would be more likely to use it.
The trouble with gyms is that you can end up waiting a super long time to use your favorite equipment.
Don’t even think about starting a conversation or advising the pretty Kitty gym members on proper weight-lifting technique or the right way to face on the treadmill.
At best, you’ll get a laser-like glare. At worst, you’ll get a hiss, some truly un-ladylike words, and a couple of new painful scratches on your handsome Canine nose.
I’ll admit that chilling out in an empty carton that used to contain canned Woofie food may not be the wisest option, particularly if the Woofies have not inhaled their evening feast yet.
That said, don’t think that I’m a trendy, Raw Food alternative to cans.
Get any closer and I’ll prove it to you with my claws.
To swipe or not to swipe the Woofie’s nose with a dagger-filled paw, that is the question.
My nose isn’t bleeding, yet. I knew I was growing on her!
Yes, my tummy’s gorgeous.
Don’t forget my dagger claws and machete teeth.
Rub my tummy at your own risk.
Happy New Year! May you make a new friend this year even if, as of 12:00 AM January 1, 2017, she’s threatening to scratch your nose.
Don’t get me wrong–those flimsy sisal scratching posts the Humans procure for us at the pet shop are nice and all.
But if you want a superior pawdicure, nothing beats raking your claws over the rough bark of a mature oak.
Practice basic puppy commands regularly. When she sits, purr “good girl” and retract your claws slightly, so that only the glass-etching points remain, half-camouflaged beneath your paw fur.
She’s a good girl.
–Lily, Finnegan, and Amber